Players
This coach is always prepared and can arrive as early as humanly possible, yet somehow technology will betray her—forcing all 12 players to watch from a computer screen, followed by the inevitable, “That’s why we get down here early, kid.”
Who is Lisa?
This term has been repeated countlessly this summer as the team strives to trust each other
What is vulnerability?
This player has gotten told several times this retreat alone to lock in and “PUT THE CANDY DOWN”
Who is Avary?
This individual uses logic in EVERY aspect of the game in mafia
Who is Brielle?
This drill made every coaches favorite word “ZERO”
What is angled lay-ins?
This player is strong…so strong that she didn’t even notice little ol’ Mallory coming in for an offensive rebound—until her elbow sent her home with a black eye.
Who is Ehis?
This individual shall never be allowed to take any group photo and is hereby banned from doing so until the end of the time.
Who is Jodie?
This individual gets two minutes for their segment at the end of practice
Who is Jodie?
This stance is made up of wide hands and arms, and is the MOST effective when on defense and will ensure success when used
What is the Eagle Stance
This item brought by the managers to media day sparked controversy after being unclaimed within the Oregon Women’s Basketball program
What are the White Sabrina Ones?
This individual DOES NOT want to to be asked a question when checked in on and prefers to be told to “lock in fool”
Who is Katie?
This person has the infamous saying of “what we lack in size and girth we make up in speed”
Who is Kelly?
This individual loves to casually let us know (while smiling) we have a million sprints after we finish lift
Who is Claire?
This device once placed on your head ensures you’re locked in at practice
What is a thinking cap?
This practice player often forgets they’re NOT a coach
Who is Kaleb?
We still don’t even know this players real first name
Who is Laupele/Kylee/Billy?
This individual, rather than explaining a drill and ensuring everyone understands…will simply wave their hands and expect us to read their mind while saying “go”
Who is Tre?
This coach needs EXTRA privacy doing who knows what in his office (writing useless quotes)
Who is BK (MBB strength coach)?
We should all this drill know because we do it all the time 🙄
What is the Spirit Drill?
This individual posted a media day grwm and…isn’t even on the team
Who is Shamia?