"Book" Smarts
When one Book says something correct or funny, or answers a hypothetical question in a flattering way, the other Book exclaims this infamous reference to a game show host.
What is "Good answer, Steve!"?
Sometimes, Snapchat warriors don't win the wars. Though our relationship began via Snapchat, the Book initiated the next step by moving over to iMessage, texting me this first ever statement:
What is "This is Box Packing Inc"
Breaking news: Rocco's lets in 7-year-old boy. Though I enjoyed being your part-time ghost-writer for this esteemed campus corporation, one thing I love about you is your creativity and wit. And one day when you take the next step and join the Onion, I may cry like somebody's cutting them.
What is the Westwood Enabler?
Not even the GOAT / my sunshine Lebron James has played with a trinket so special - he usually settles for the boring orange variety.
What is the Booksetball? (special painted basketball)
What began with a quirky Wifi address evolved into a nickname that has lasted us forever. This full "government name" nickname was the first variant of our namesake.
What is Bookie5G?
When I succeed at a daily task, do well on a test, or say something smart, I can always count on the Book to call me this two-word compliment.
What is the genius?
And I thought the outdoor shower was a premature utterance of "I love you." The first time I ever said these words to you at your house, I muttered them under my breath in this muddled phrase.
___ is a drink best served cold - or, if it was in your possession, best served all over the sidewalk, spilled after you took a spill as well. One thing I love about you is your addiction to this drink - but don't cry over split ___.
What is chocolate milk?
The Lakers blanket has seen better days - but it's always nice to put a face to the...fuzz. This gift has your name written all over it - literally.
What is the Book Blanket?
Shawty got them apple bottom jeans! This book-infested nickname is inspired by the song Low by Flo Rida.
What is "Books with the Fur?"
When the Books were up to nothing good in that old Roebling apartment, we always joked about what we would say to your roommate if he walked in, saying this welcoming phrase.
What is "Hello Jasper"?
Ah yes: the classic three-worded, eight-lettered statement that all happy couples should utter one time. The Books were in Paris when we shared the official statement, dancing along to this song.
What is "Still Beating" by Mac Demarco?
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into it. You'd know lots about how to boogie: one of my favorite things you do is a celebrate a win or apologize with this dance:
What is the peace-sign sorry Gaydan dance?
"And it often reminds me of her WAP" is only one poetic line from this beloved gift.
What is the "Book" Book?
This Book nickname variant was coined in reference to a furry friend in Star Wars.
What is ChewBOOKa?
What started with a jacket that you gifted me, has evolved into a nickname that you use when you are calling me fat.
What is "the puffball"?
Though home to one of our most recent arguments, this special house is where we had our first official date as boyfriend-girlfriend.
What is House of Meatballs?
Your taste in music is one of my favorite parts about you - but our taste in music is my favorite. Whether listening to "Sweet Honey" or "Song About Me," this playlist we share is a Star That Keeps Calling My Name.
What is Labu Labu Labookie5G Jam Track / our Spotify blend?
You really played your ___ right when you cuffed the Book. You know all too well that I'm always asking for 3 things you like about me - but I outdid you with this gift: 52 things I love about you. This way, you never have to "Go fish" for compliments.
What is the deck of cards I made you because I'm the goat?
Also a namesake for our joint playlist, this archival nickname comes from a mini fur monster toy that I have many of.
Whenever I have a major fail, or find myself caught a pickle or a series of setbacks or issues, the Book issues this phrase: a recipe for ___.
What is "disaster" or "disaster class"?
What makes for a better "first" than the night it all started, when you asked me to be your girlfriend? It is surprising that on the night of my Kappa formal, I still said "yes" to you even after you uttered this rude rating of my looks to Ava Osborn. It's all in the numbers - so you do the math.
What is 3/10?
A sight for sore ___: I have always said that this body part has always been my favorite feature of the Book's.
What are his glorious green eyes?
You can always count on the Books to be dressed to the Nines. I made sure to add some fashion to your repertoire with a lovely t-shirt and pair of board shorts. When you wear them together, this fit is called by this nickname.
What is the Remy fit?
Perhaps all I needed was a kiss from my Prince Charming to wake me up from my slumber. This nickname variant is inspired by an iconic Disney princess movie.
What is Sleeping Bookie?