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100

Alexander J. Newall is credited with what two character voices?

Martin Blackwood, and Jared Hopworth

100

Creature believed to be the kraken by ancient maritimers?

Colossal/Giant Squid
100

What are the 5 colors?

white, blue, black, red, and green

100

What new class did 5.5e introduce?

Pugilist

100

What is weird about the dog park?

The dog park is strictly forbidden to both dogs and humans for over 1,874 consecutive days due to an electrified, dangerous fence—and it is not actually a park or for dogs.

200

What is Johnathan Sims favorite fear?

The Flesh

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A mysterious corpse was found on a beach in Long Island, New York, in 2008. It resembled a hairless beast with a bizarre, toothy beak. Experts later identified it as a raccoon that had undergone decomposition and lost part of its jaw. What was it called?

Montauk Monster
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What is the most recently released set?

Reality Fracture

200

What social issue in the 80s villainized DnD?

The Satanic Panic

200

Who is the host of Desert Bluffs radio show?

Kevin

300

What is the original name for The Vast?

Vertigo

300

This elusive monster appears as a sort of kangaroo/goat hybrid, walking on two legs with hoofed feet, though it also has the ability to fly short distances with its batlike wings. It's said to be the 13th child of a witch named Mother Leeds.

Jersey Devil

300

What is generally considered the oldest MTG card?

Black Lotus

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What is the most popular class?

Fighter

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What is the name of the local airport?

Randy Newman Memorial Night Vale Airport.

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Who was originally meant to be killed by the Not-Them?

Tim Stoker

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This is Nessie's only real competition for most famous cryptid. Originally a resident of the vast forests of the Pacific Northwest, variations of this bipedal evolutionary mystery pop up all over the place.

Bigfoot

400

Who is the current most popular commander? 

Y'shtola, Night's Blessed

400

How do beholders reproduce?

By dreaming each other into existence

400

Under what building is a miniature civilization hidden?

The bowling alley

500

What date was The Unknowing?

August 7th, 2017

500

A primate cryptid Bigfoot variant, this one is known for two things: It mostly hangs out in Florida, and it smells really, really bad.

skunk ape

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What is the most expensive MTG card? Bonus, how much did it sell for?

Black Lotus, $3 million

500

What year was DnD first published?

1974

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Why did Joseph Fink originally begin to write the script?

He wrote a paragraph about mysterious lights above his local Arbys

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