What goes up and down but does not move?
Staircase
What is in the middle of the sea?
E
What is in the end of the rainbow?
w
If you multiply this number by the other number, the answer will always be exactly the same.
Zero
What kind of phone does a sea turtle use?
Shell phone
What has to be broken before you can use it?
egg
What begins with T, end with T and has T in it.
Teapot
What word contains all of the 26 letters?
alphabet
What weighs more? a kilo of feathers or a kilo of bricks?
they weigh the same
Because he had a virus.
What gets wet while drying?
Towel
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everything, the end of everywhere. Im the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
letter "e"
What word is spelled completely wrong in every dictionary?
wrong
I am an even number . If you erase half of me, I become zero. What number am I?
8
Why did the dog jump into the pool?
Because it was a hot dog.
What is always in front of you but cannot be seen.
future
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
your name
Five letter word that becomes shorter when you add letters on it.
Short
How do we know hot is faster than cold?
Because we can catch a cold.
What has 13 hearts but no other organ?
deck of cards
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you dont have me.
secret
Forward I am heavy but backward I am not.
Ton
Where can you add 2 to 11 and get 1?
On a clock
Why don't fish play fishball?
Because they are afraid of the net.