Almond Mom Core
Calvin Uni
Tianna Bimmer
Mr. Zuidema
THE HAPPY COUPLE
100
To properly maintain this trendy kitchen staple, you may find Bri "seasoning" this object with organic avocado oil instead of just buying a normal pan.
What is a cast iron skillet?
100
While the administration might call it a magnificent piece of abstract public art, every single student at Calvin University affectionately knows this giant yellow and orange sculpture by this nickname.
What is "The Cheese"?
100
Long before she was a bride-to-be, Bri spent her childhood weekends mucking stalls, wearing breeches, and earning this equestrian-obsessed title.
What is a horse girl?
100
While Bri is busy planning the wedding, her fiancé, Kyle, is hitting the books in Waco, studying at Baylor University School of Law where this animal serves as the official school mascot
What is a bear? (Baylor Bears)
100
Whenever Kyle wants to get Bri's attention, he's calls her using his favorite nickname he's created for her
What is Brianna? "(but said in her mom's voice)" per Kyle
200
While normal people just wash their face, Bri spends 20 minutes a night glowing like a radioactive tomato under this trendy wellness gadget.
What is a red light therapy mask?
200
To escape the stress of Calvin University's SPAUD Program, Bri would frequently take a 5-minute drive down East Beltline to BJ’s Restaurant just to treat herself to this legendary dessert.
What is a pizookie?
200
We should keep Kyle in our thoughts and prayers because his future marital home is guaranteed to be completely overtaken and aggressively cluttered by this specific item.
What are house plants?
200
He might be in law school in Texas, but Kyle keeps his cocktail order classic with this sophisticated, spirit-forward drink that relies on Angostura bitters and a single large ice cube.
What is an Old Fashioned?
200
If Bri and Kyle’s hypothetical future family plans come true, they will need a giant SUV with a lot of third-row seating to accommodate this exact number of kids.
What is 4?
300
To wake up looking flawless, Bri’s bedtime routine involves dyed brows, self-tanner, and looking like a Victorian ghost with a satin tube strapped to her head, all in the name of waking up with these effortless, damage-free waves.
What are heatless curls?
300
In a legendary display of school spirit, Bri once skipped a basic sexy Halloween costume and instead dressed up as the Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" guy to attend this iconic Calvin University basketball and Halloween kickoff event at the Spoelhof Center.
What is Midnight Madness?
300
This is the name of the autistic woman Bri lovingly cared for during college, whose scheduled "outings" often doubled as Bri’s personal errand runs.
Who is Lisa?
300
This six-letter biblical name is the official middle name of Bri’s fiancé, Kyle.
What is Joseph?
300
If Bri and Kyle could pack their bags tomorrow, they’d escape law school and wedding planning and fly across the globe to this bucket list travel destination.
What is Southeast Asia (or Indonesia, Thailand, and Vietnam)?
400
While other people reach for actual candy bars, Bri satisfies her sweet tooth with this homemade classic delicacy topped with flaky sea salt.
What are date bites?
400
Known on campus as a classic Calvin walk, you will trek approximately this many miles to complete one full loop around the outer perimeter of campus.
What is 3 or 3.5 miles? (depends on your route)
400
If you are trailing behind Bri’s infamous white Jeep Wrangler, you won't need to guess who is driving thanks to this exact 6-letter custom license plate.
What is BRISJP?
400
If Bri wants to buy Kyle a luxury candle, a cologne, or a new car air freshener that he will actually obsess over, she should look for this distinct, smoky, and woodsy hide scent
What is leather?
400
These are the names of the two couples who officially brought our bride and groom into the world—the Timmers and the Zuidemas.
Who are Paul and Liz Timmer and Don and Sue Zuidema?
500
Instead of starting her morning with normal coffee, Bri chooses violence and wakes up her digestive tract with a burning, pungent shot of this fermented liquid.
What is apple cider vinegar?
500
As a proud member of Calvin’s small but mighty triathlon team, Bri spent countless brutal hours smelling like chlorine while logging her swim laps inside this specific campus building.
What is the Venema Aquatic Center?
500
Bri frequently spends her mornings shaking and sweating on a living room mat while this wildly popular Australian YouTube instructor calmly destroys her core
What is "Move with Nicole?"
500
Long before Bri ever entered the picture, the first 2 guys to completely steal Kyle's heart during his childhood were these 2 beloved family dogs.
Who were Teddy and Levi?
500
Out of everything Bri has ever made in the kitchen, Kyle considers his ultimate culinary peak to be the specific cake she baked for his birthday.
What is a Reese's cheesecake?
