What is the capital city of Scotland?
Dog and Bone
What would a Cockney person call a phone?
Chewsday
How would a British person say "Tuesday"?
It's cats and dogs out there
How would a British person say it's raining?
How would a British person say "isn't it"?
69.5 million
What is the population of the UK?
I can't Adam and Eve it!
How would a Cockney person say I can't believe it?
Bo'oh'o'wa'ah
How would a British person say "bottle of water"?
I'm a bit under the weather
How would a British person say they are unwell?
Loo
What is a British word for toilet?
The Tube
What is the name of London's metro system?
You're having a giraffe!
How would a Cockney person say you're having a laugh/you can't be serious?
Ja'narta mean?
How would a person from London say "do you know what I mean"?
I spilled the beans
How would a British person say they told a secret?
Bonkers
How would a British person say something is crazy?
160 million
How many cups of tea do Brits drink every day?
Let's have a butcher's hook
How would a Cockney person say let's have a look?
You're barking up the wrong tree
How would a British person say you're thinking about things wrong?
Knackered
What is a British word for tired?
Chicken Tikka Masala
What is the national dish of the UK?
Rosie Lee
What would a Cockney person call a cup of tea?
Fir'y fousan' paands
How would a person from London say "thirty thousand pounds"?
That's thrown a spanner in the works
How would a British person say something has caused a problem?
Chin wag
How would a British person say they're having a chat?