Useless Knowledge
Sayings in English
Wrong answers only
English pleeeease
Brofessor
100

A baby dog is called this

What is a puppy?

100

An _______ a day keeps the doctor away.

What is an apple?

100

The answer to 2+2.

What is 5, SIXSEVEEEN, 3, 783, etc. (every number but 4)?

100

This is how the word "towards" is pronounced

What is "TWOARDS"?

100

The age of Mr. Keiblinger

What is 35

200

Sharks are fish, but this GIANT sea animal is a mammal (=Säugetier).

What is a whale?

200

The early ______ catches the worm.

What is a worm?

200

This is the capital of Germany.

Vienna, Tschibuti, Vösendorf, Brunner Wiesn (every city except for Berlin)

200

This is how the word "psychology" is pronounced

What is SAIKOLODSCHIE (the P is silent)?

200

The height of Mr. Keiblinger 

What is 183 (+-1cm)

300

Honey never does this, even after 1000 years.

What is expire/go bad/rot?

300

Don't judge a book by its _______.

What is a cover?

300

Paris is known as the city of ______. 

What are snails, donuts, beers, etc. (everything except for "love")

300

This is how the word "debt" is pronounced

What is DET (the B is silent)?

300

The first name of Mr. Keiblinger's girlfriend

Who is Julieta (Julia does not count)

400

Cleopatra lived closer in time to the moon landing than to the building of these.

What are pyramids.

400

Actions speak louder than _____.

What are words?

400

This is the president of the USA right now.

Joe Biden, Boe Jiden, Obama, Bush, Dir. Pfeffer etc. (every politician except for Donald Trump, Trump, DJT, Donald J. Trump)

400

This is how the word "colonel" is pronounced

What is KÖRNEL?

400

The one and only correct answer to "Can i go to the toilet"?

What is "I don't know if you can ... (fun gesture) ... but you may (everyone laughs hysterically)"

500

This is the only fruit that has its seeds on the outside.

What is a strawberry?

500

Every cloud has a _________ lining.

What is silver?

500

The name of the teacher that you're gonna miss the most.

Oberger, Laliberte, Bucher, etc. (every teacher except for Keiblinger or Brofessor)

500

This is how the phrase "Worceistershire sauce" is pronounced

What is WUSTASCHA sauce?

500

The color of Prof. Keiblinger's eyes

What is blue

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