African Boarding School
The period before/after school ends
What is Prep Time?
An object that becomes a weapon of fear when African parents lose patience
What is a belt, a turning stick, and slippers
This friend will tell you to leave your toxic relationship, then run back to someone who has embarrassed them seven times.
A friend that doesn't take their own advice
Your partner says, I'm m fine", but suddenly stops talking. Are they actually fine?
Probably not!
First thing you check before dorm inspection
What is Your Bed, Your locker, Your Uniform, Your shoes, Your Provisions
What does it mean when your mother calls you by your first, middle, AND last name?
What is
What does that one friend that likes to eat everyone's food without asking say?
The friend who says, "I'm just tasting it!"
What's the first thing your African auntie might ask when you bring someone home?
Who is this?or When are you getting married?
First thing you did when you heard footsteps approaching your dorm at night?
what is Pretend to sleep
What is the first thing an African mother says when you tell her you're tired?
"Tired of what? What have you been doing all day?"
What is the phrase someone says when they want to go back to their ex?
I can fix them!
Your partner says they're sleeping, but you see them online on Instagram. What have they been caught doing?
Cheating
What forbidden item would cause the biggest scandal if discovered during inspection?
What is A Phone?
You tell your African parents you're going to a Halloween party and won't be home until 3 a.m. What is their response?
"As long as you're living under my roof, you're not going anywhere!"
Or
"You can sleep outside"
This friend will tell you, “I’m outside,” but is still at home looking for their shoes. What timing are they on
African timing
Your friend says, "I'm done with relationships," then gets a new partner three days later. What do we call this?
A professional lover girl/boy or someone who cannot stay single!
People fear me at the sound of my footstep
What is Madam Koin Koin
Why must you switch off the light immediately after leaving a room?
To save electricity
This friend criticizes everyone else’s relationships but has the messiest love life. What is this called?
A hypocrite
Your ex texts, "Hey stranger" at 2 a.m. What's the most suspicious thing about this message?
trying to get back in your life or want you to come over