PROFESSION CONFESSIONS
They’re in a class all of their own.
WHAT IS TEACHER?
Hair additive. Dessert.
WHAT IS MOOSE?
“Elementary, my dear Watson.”
WHO IS SHERLOCK HOLMES?
The first 10 amendments of the Constitution.
WHAT IS THE BILL OF RIGHTS?
Titanic and Bermuda Triangle.
WHAT IS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN?
They’re outstanding in their field.
WHAT IS FARMER?
Blemish. Spiced Mexican Sauce.
WHAT IS MOLE?
“To be or not to be, that is the question.”
WHO IS SHAKESPEARE?
He was the first European to land in North America.
WHO IS LEIF ERIKSON?
Badlands and Mount Rushmore.
WHAT IS SOUTH DAKOTA?
They have stiff competition.
WHAT IS MORTICIAN?
Close securely. Individuals stamp.
WHAT IS SEAL?
"I'm not offended by blonde jokes because I know. I'm not dumb...and I also know that l'm not blonde"
WHO IS DOLLY PARTON?
Only after the colony’s governors own wife was accused did he put an end to this.
WHAT IS THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS?
Egypt and Morocco.
WHAT IS AFRICA?
They rely on net income.
WHAT IS FISHERMAN?
Vacuum brand. Person who loans money with high interest rates.
WHAT IS SHARK?
“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.”
WHO IS MICHELLE OBAMA?
He was the mayor of NYC on 9/11.
WHO IS RUDOLPH GUILIANI?
Big Ben and The Shard.
WHAT IS LONDON?
He can make some good dough, if it rises to the occasion.
WHAT IS BAKER?
To swat at with palm of hand. Used for hitting balls.
WHAT IS BAT?
“That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind.”
WHO IS NEIL ARMSTRONG?
This Ukrainian nuclear power plant that was the site of a nuclear disaster in April 1986.
WHAT IS CHERNOBYL?
Amazon and Paraná Rivers.
WHAT IS SOUTH AMERICA?