Under no circumstances are you ever allowed to do what?
Chew Gum
Van is how old?
January 8, 1979
47 years old
How many years has Van been teaching at Red Oak?
6
The only time you can have your phone out is?
NEVER!!!
What do you need to have with you every day?
Your computer
Van has how many daughters?
1
Maggie
Which finger is Van missing a part of?
Left hand ring finger.
Why does Van hate when students put their feet in his chairs?
Pee shoes
What is the one thing that you should always have with you anywhere in the school?
A Book to read
Van has how many sons?
3
2 step sons and 1 biological
Jason, Gavin, and Kevin
How many heart attacks has Van had?
3
If you leave trash under your seat, what will Van do?
Hang it on the board under a label of Slob!
What do you need to have done before the first bell?
Be in your seat.
Van was born in what Hospital?
Red Oak Hospital
Name one of Van's best friends.
Kyle
Josh
Drinks are allowed if?
They have a screw on lid.
Your chair is not allowed to cross the?
Tape
What is Van's favorite color?
Red
How many times has Van been run over?
2
How much of Van's job is repeating himself?
70%