Random
Why did we not have school on Monday?
Martin Luter King Day
When is 1600 plus 25 and 1700 minus 35 the same thing?
When you are using military time.
If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because Aliens don't wear hats
Who has a basketball game tomorrow?
Who is Trey?
Want to build a snowman?
What is Frozen?
What is the last day of school?
May 22
How many bricks does it take to complete a 2,000 square foot building made entirely of brick?
Only 1 the last brick completes the building
It gives them square roots.
"What do you get at Del Taco?"
What is free sha vac a do?
"Did we just become best friends?"
What is Stepbrother?
What has eyes but can not see?
A potato
A pizza weighs 10 pounds plus half of its own weight, how much does the pizza weight?
What do you get when you divide the circumference by its diameter?
Apple pie
"Hi welcome to _____"
What is Chilies?
"A wise man once said forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza."
What is Ninja Turtles?
How many cards are in a deck of cards? How many are red? How many are black? What are the suits?
Total cards: 52
Red: 26
Black: 26
Dimonds, hearts, spades, clubs
If you are going 80 mph how far can you go in an hour?
80 miles
Why are circles so hot?
Because they are 360 Degrees
What flew around my room?
What is a potato?
"Quit picking your nose."
"I'm not"
"Scratching"
"Scratching what your brain"
"Yeah cause its huge"
What is Benchwarmers?
If a chicken says all chickens are liars, is the chicken telling the truth?
Chickens can't talk
If you have a bat and a ball together they cost $1.10 and the bat costs $1 more how much does the bat cost.
$1.05
What do you call friends that love math?
Alege-bros
Finish the vine, "Ahh I could have dropped my _____"
What is croissant?
"There is no crying in Baseball"
What is A League of Their Own?