PROPHETS
This prophet got swallowed by a “great fish” and later preached repentance to a whole city.
Who is Jonah
He has a current temple recommend, serves faithfully in a calling, and actually plans real dates instead of “wanna hang?”
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Lost Luggage......
Redeemed Souls by Elder Stevenson
I love to see the temple.....
Im going there someday
If this prophet had a dating profile, his bio would say “Survived a shipwreck, built a boat by faith, and still believes in second chances”
Nephi
He asks if you’ve “received any spiritual confirmation about us yet” before you’ve even ordered appetizers.
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Best Days and......
Worst Days by Sister Freeman
Fika mai le pese....
kiekie vaalele...
This prophet got a personal visit from an angel that completely wrecked his “rebellious phase” and turned him into the ultimate glow-up story
Alma the Younger
He’s kind, employed, temple-worthy… and still refers to every woman under 30 as “sister” even on a one-on-one date.
Pray about it
I Glory.....
in my Jesus by Elder Hall
Let it go, let it go......
cant hold it back anymore
This prophet hid the plates, saw the three Nephites, and is the last voice we hear in the Book of Mormon.
Moroni
He texts you a voice memo of himself singing “I Need Thee Every Hour” after the first date, followed by “this is how I feel about you.”
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Come Unto Christ;....
Together by Elder Wakolo
As I have loved you.....
love one another
This prophet was sustained as the 18th President of the Church.
Dallin H. Oaks
He or She is everything on paper (temple-worthy, kind, hardworking) but every time you’re around her you feel drained instead of lifted.
Pray about it
Tis Eastertide:
No one walks alone by Elder Gong
“Cause baby you’re a firework, come on show ’em what you’re worth…”
“…make ’em go ‘Oh, oh, oh’ as you shoot across the sky-y-y.” (Firework – Katy Perry)