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ARMENIAN PARENTING 101
Famous Armenians
100

Believe it or not, Chamlian didn't have this grade until 2018.

What is kindergarten?

100

What is the largest ocean on earth?

What is the pacific ocean?

100

You just ate at a restaurant, you're holding the leftovers, and your mom still asks this.

What is "Did you eat?"
100

Proof that not every Armenian kid becomes a doctor or lawyer, these four started a metal band instead.

What is System of a Down?

200

This principal ran Chamlian for 23 years, from 1991 to 2014.

Who is Mr. Madenlian?

200

This is the longest bone in the human body.

What is the femur?

200

It's basically a sin to walk out the door with

What is wet hair?

200

This famous Armenians elbow is more deadly than two people fighting for the check at dinner.

Who is Arman Tsarukyan?

300

Who was the student council president for the class of 2019?

Who is John Baghdassarian 

300

This gas makes up most of the air we breathe.

What is Nitrogen 

300

At an Armenian family gathering, this question is almost guaranteed to come up if you’re an unmarried adult.

What is “When are you getting married?”

300

When you visit France, drop this French-Armenian singer's name so they don't treat you like S***.

Who is Charles Aznavour?

400

Chamlian today has hundreds of students, but it started with this tiny number.

What is 8?

400

This is the only mammal that can truly fly.

What is a bat?

400

Ask an Armenian parent if you can sleep over at a friend's house, and this is the answer you get

What is "Why, don't you have a house?"

400

No Armenian wedding in LA is official until the DJ plays this singer at least three times.

Who is Harout Pamboukjian?

500

Chamlian moved into its Lowell Avenue campus during this decade

What are the 80s?

500

This city is the capital of Australia.

What is Canberra?

500

Sore throat, cold, or dead on the side of the road, Armenian moms swear tea with this will fix it.

What is nabat?

500

This Armenian writer from Fresno won a Pulitzer Prize and turned it down, the most Armenian move possible: refusing something just to prove a point.

Who is William Saroyan?

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