Things You Shouldn't Google at Work
Searching for these might have your employer questioning your loyalty.
What are job opportunities at competitive employers?
A Florida man famously tried shoplift this powertool but concealing it in his pants.
What is a chainsaw?
Traveling this summer? If you got the window seat, you might just look out to find duct tape patching up what?
What is the wing of the plane?
After an employee was fired, management found these dolls, with coworkers faces pasted on them and pins stuck through them in their desk.
What are voodoo dolls?
A customer discovers unexpected charges and begins an investigation that uncovers a series of suspicious transactions.
What is an escalation?
Pesky web filters blocking the training video you are trying to watch? Ask IT for help, don't google this:
What is "how to bypass company web filters"?
A Florida man was arrested after attempting to evade police on one of these lawn-care vehicles.
What is a riding lawn mower?
Need some help climbing? Just use duct tape to fashion one of these runged helpers!
What is a ladder?
A famous worker's comp case resulted from a fight between an office worker and this common office machine.
What is a vending machine?
A retired expert is pulled back into action to solve a problem no one else can fix.
What is a movie plot? (or every Liam Neeson movie ever)
Planning on missing Monday's shift to squeeze a little more fun out of the weekend, but don't have the PTO? Don't use your work computer to search this!
What is "how to fake being sick"?
Florida man attempted to pay for fast food using this live animal.
What is a snake?
New paint job? Nah. A California man used duct tape to add a fresh coat to what?
What is his car?
In a legendary display of office chaos, an employee managed to bypass security and access the building's public address system to broadcast a live kareoke version of this famous song?
What is "I Will Always Love You"
Multiple departments are involved, timelines are unclear, and everyone is waiting for someone else to respond.
What is an escalation?
Writing a murder mystery novel? Be careful where you do your research! In 2022 this search got a women removed from corporate headquarters. In handcuffs!
What is "how to move a body from the tenth floor"?
Florida man and his buddy were arrested for providing what to a captive gator?
What is beer?
Frustrated with the city's lack of concern, a New York man once begain using duct tape to fix what?
What are cracks and potholes in his street?
An infrastructure developer once found a way to keep his job and spend all day watching cat videos by doing this.
What is outsourced his job to China?
A ragtag team races against the clock to stop a system-wide disaster before millions are impacted.
What is a movie plot?
Searches for these two innocent items landed a midwestern couple in hot water! Bomb squads raided their home and workplaces.
What are "pressure cooker" and "backpack"
A Florida man called 911 after club owners refused to all him in with what?
What is his cat?
According to internet folklore, duct tape can temporarily fix almost anything except what?
Your life choices.
A factory worker was fatally injured on the job by this projectile.
What is a flying fish?
After seven transfers, four investigations, and a mysterious missing document, the truth is finally revealed.
What is both an escalation and a movie plot?