Lou Acampora
The organization that Lou Acampora works for and an international crime ring that enslaves high school students to the cult of chemistry.
What is Advance Kentucky?
Mrs. Sprouse is a part of this organization which seeks to make the school a more equitable environment.
What is SEAC?
Mendeleev died of this common illness that even a child could survive.
What is the flu?
The fine stallion of a man who penned the Communist Manifesto.
Who is Karl Marx?
This measurement is defined exactly as 6.02214076×10²³ units.
What is a mole?
Lou killed this man in 1804 during a duel after accusing him of being a witch.
Who is Alexander Hamilton?
Mrs. Sprouse attended this college to get her undergraduate degree.
What is Sewanee?
This frozen hell scape of a region in the Russian Empire was the birth place of Mendeleev.
What is Siberia?
This man, with a fantastic beard, is the Keeper of Keys for a fictitious wizarding school and friend of some weird kids.
Who is Hagrid?
The most recently discovered element on the periodic table, found in 2010.
What is Tennessine?
What are Net Ionic Equations?
Mrs. Sprouse is the coach of this PTHS sports team.
What is Tennis?
Mendeleev was nominated for this award in 1905, 1906, and 1907 but never received it.
What is the Nobel prize?
This man is the symbol of the greatness of America and appears on many recruitment posters, showing off a stunning white beard.
Who is Uncle Sam?
The nickname for the person with the most infamous reading quizzes mankind has witnessed.
Who is Bobby Wade?
Lou dropped a bomb on this famed Japanese trading port in 1945 to spread radiation after confessing his love to Douglas MacArthur.
What is Hiroshima?
Mrs. Sprouse has this subject as her major.
What is Biology?
This graph lines up the components that make up our natural world in accordance to the amount of a protons they have.
What is the periodic table?
The most deranged looking fellow with an even more deranged beard who has made children suffer for decades.
Who is Dmitri Mendeleev?
This Scottish born businessman is considered to be the most attractive man to have ever lived.
Who is Andrew Carnegie?
Lou uses this action to hypnotize children and make them lose self confidence until they no longer can make the efforts to turn in work.
What is a DopeSlap?
This very bland cereal brand is also the greeting that Mrs. Sprouse uses for her students each morning as they shuffle on down to Precalculus.
What are Cheerios?
Mendeleev is falsely credited with setting this drink to have a standard 40% alcohol in Russia.
What is Vodka?
This man is famous for his beard, spreading joy to young children, and being the top employer of the North Pole.
Who is Santa?
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Are the lyrics to this famous hit song ordained by Pope Francis.
What is Cotton Eye Joe?