CRINGEWORTHY OFFICE LINGO
BOOKS IN THE SERIES
STATE FAIR FOOD OPTIONS
WHAT SHOULD WE NAME THE DOG?
HEY! THAT'S NOT AN ELEMENT!
100

Figuratively speaking, you might "put" this "in" an issue to be handled later, or perhaps an issue to be handled... never

put a pin in it

100

Stephenie Meyer:
"New Moon";
"Eclipse";
"Breaking Dawn"

Twilight

100

A mac & cheese roll served with beer cheese dipper, offered by Badger Bites, no less? Where else but at this state's fair?

Wisconsin

100

Because he likes to fetch the ring we toss to him, how about this last name of hobbits Frodo & Bilbo?

Baggins

100

Einsteinium,
curium,
snookium

snookium

200

This 2-word phrase meaning "chat" or "connect" may have started as a sports metaphor; overusing it is now a national pastime

touch base

200

R.L. Stine:
"The Ghost Next Door";
"Vampire Breath";
"Say Cheese & Die!"

Goosebumps

200

This, sausage dipped in batter & fried, was a hit at the 1942 Texas State Fair, but Iowa knew what it needed to add in 2024: lobster

a corn dog

200

The dog's brown & we love coffee--what about Cappuccino or this Italian word, which actually just means milk?

Latte

200

Zinc,
zirconium,
zambonium

zambonium

300

It's a way of saying "reconnect later", with a dash of needless geometry thrown in for good measure

circle back

300

C.S. Lewis:
"The Magician's Nephew";
"Prince Caspian";
"The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe"

The Chronicles of Narnia

300

Arkansas jazzed up pickles by mixing in this drink that comes in packets, & all we can say is, "Oh, yeah!"

Kool-Aid

300

We will have to talk about this "Encanto" character if we give the dog his name!

Bruno

300

Californium,
floridium,
tennessine

floridium

400

It's a sonar-inspired way to say "contact me"--when "text me", "call me" or "email me" just won't cut it

ping me

400

George R.R. Martin:
"A Dance with Dragons";
"A Storm of Swords";
"A Game of Thrones"

A Song of Ice and Fire

400

Oh, N.C., just wow; a hamburger patty, cheese & bacon between 2 donuts by this chain that began its glazing in the state in 1937

Krispy Kreme

400

The little pooch is this breed, just like Elle Woods' dog in "Legally Blonde", so let's name him Bruiser

a Chihuahua

400

Gold,
silver,
bronze

bronze

500

It's a 3-word phrase meaning "at one's own expense"--& a needlessly wordy way of saying "unavailable"

out of pocket

500

Philip Pullman:
"The Golden Compass";
"The Subtle Knife";
"The Amber Spyglass"

His Dark Materials

500

Arizona had fried these venomous arachnids, said to taste like shrimp; maybe pair it with the frog it killed in an old story?

scorpion

500

It's a girl beagle! How about the name of this flower, also in the name of the puppy farm that Snoopy was adopted from

Daisy

500

Germanium,
italium,
francium

italium

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