I don't know
This is the planet dumb people think we live on
What is "I don't know, Mars?"
You need Sauces and safety pins
What is "You better look in the package drawer?"
Southern New Jersey says Democratic girls can do this for their state in Congress
What is "Not a thing"
They're saying the new iPhone wants your thumbprint for protection
What is "I don't think so?"
This person makes your day when your sick
Who is Bob Barker?
The neighbor says his dog doesn't bite
What is "I don't know he's got teeth?"
Your job wants to take $40 a month of your check for a 401K
What is "You better give my money right now?"
What is a time machine
They're saying everything you learn in school will help you in the real world
What is "When am I gonna have to know the quadratic formula during a grocery shopping trip?"
This man carries and delivers mail
What is Mailbox from Blue's Clues?
Your sister says she wants to be president and vice president at the same time
What is "I don't know, you can't do everything at once?"
The mechanic says you owe $250 for new break lines
What is "You better go to my neighbor who can fix anything for $50?"
You try to take one normal picture with your girlies
What is "47 pictures and not one good photo?"
They're saying this movie does not deserve an Oscar
What is "Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween?"
This person hears a joke you say and turns into a discussion
Who is a Mom?
The teacher says asks you "What's 2+2" and you say 22
What is "I don't know, I did the math emotionally?"
Your wife finds you ate the last slice of pizza
What is "You better take this money so you can save my marriage"
Your GF says "I'm fine" but everyone knows something is wrong
What is "A mystery nobody can solve?"
What is "They decided who won before the elections happened?"
This person knows everything but can't find their phone every 10 minutes
Who is your average know-it-all?
You wake up and discover your refrigerator is missing
What is "I don't know but can someone explain the cold case?"
Your alarm randomly rings on a Sunday at 6 a.m.
What is "You better give me a reason that I shouldn't break you?"
Your GF says she has nothing to wear but she's standing in front of a full closet
What is "A wardrobe emergency
They're saying the internet never forgets
What is "Great so my embarrassing dance video is immortal?"
This person borrows $20 then disappears your wallet
Who is your magician friend who made you $20 poorer?