Quotation Location
"People will buy smokes, big smokes, any big, huge thing, any big thing."
Who is Hank?
Season Two, Episode Nine: Wanda's new schedule lets her go to bingo, while Lacey gets upset with Corner Gas' Road Cookies.
What is Karen not being on the force because she failed her drug test, so she and Brent start hanging out, leading to Hank getting jealous and starting to hang out with Davis but it doesn't really work out so he tries hosting bingo.
Oscar makes fun of this sport while trying to find out what sport Karen played in. Davis defends it by calling the ribbons 'sporting equipment'.
What is Rhythmic Gymnastics?
Emma tries to get a job at one of these, before Davis and Hank drive them to Wullerton.
What is a call center?
Davis believes that this sci-fi show may have been real. Lacey thinks his theory goes nowhere.
What is Battlestar Galactica?
"Wind storm of '85, remember that? Moved the whole town five feet to the left."
Who is Oscar?
Season Four, Episode Eighteen: Davis joins Brent and Oscar's camping trip and forces them to actually go, while Wanda and Lacey switch jobs to see whose is easier.
What is Good Hair Day?
This sport is less than muffins but more than tea.
What is curling?
When Bill arrives in Dog River, Fitzy appoints Hank, and then Brent, to this position.
What is Goodwill Ambassador?
Because of Karen, Davis ends up bringing both Main Course and these to the potluck, even though there's no unifying theme.
What are napkins?
"I think we can agree that when robots fight werewolves, we all win."
Who is Brent?
Season Six, Episode Five: Karen 'steals' a muffin from The Ruby while Emma gets Brent to make dinner for her and Oscar.
What is Wiggles?
When talking with Wanda about piano lessons, Brent interprets the phrase 'take me on' as Emma and Wanda doing this.
What is Wrestling?
Oscar takes up this job to buy a wheelbarrow after he realizes Emma has him on an allowance.
What is selling Girls Scout cookies?
When Lacey asks if this is the language of origin for Davis's suggestion for where Dog River's name comes from, he says he isn't hungry.
What is Danish?
"Find someone else to store your meat."
Who is Emma?
Season One, Episode Three: Brent and Hank buy the same shirt, while Lacey starts up Mat Class.
What is The Infinity King?
The Corner Gas Guzzlers play against Wes' team, called this, in their Slow Pitch game.
What are the Wild Ones?
Wanda starts selling Organo bars from here. They really know how to replace a meal.
What is Uzbekistan?
Davis mentions he nursed an owl back to health when talking to Oscar. He named it Hooty, but he considers this name and Screechy.
What is Loopy?
"Roger That" means I understand.
Who is Karen?
Season Three, Episode Nineteen: Lacey requests Brent's help with buying a new car while Oscar uses Wanda's advice for an anniversary present.
What is Muffins?
Wanda calls somebody elbowing somebody in the mouth this when she announces at the River dogs' hockey matches.
What is a bender in the beer hole?
When Karen and Davis make a radio show, Karen calls them Special K and Big D. Davis prefers Downtown Davis and this.
What is Jazzy K.P.?
Davis leaves Karen alone with Hank on a fishing trip, under the guise of seeing one of these.
What is an aromatherapist?