Loco Christmas
We <3 Papa John
I'll Have The...
Family Facts
Quote Me on That
100
Pazzo/Pazza
Italian
100
Papa John broke numerous health code violations after his handling of this zesty meat.
Cumin chicken
100
Gin or Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Olive Brine, 2-4 Olives
Dirty Martini
100
This newer family is probably sweating right now.
Conrad
100
"I planned out our whole day. First we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we'll snuggle."
Elf
200
Phát điên
Vietnamese
200
This caused Papa John's boat to sink.
Did not insert the plug
200
Sugar, Bitters, Water, Bourbon, and an Orange Peel for garnish
Old Fashioned
200
This Crazy Christmas member loves unicorns and plans to be a super spy some day.
Charleigh
200
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
Die Hard
300
Folle/Fou
French
300
Papa John's secret - and questionable - meat addition to his risotto recipe
Raw chicken
300
Vodka, White Rum, Tequila, Gin, Triple Sec, Simple Syrup, Lemon Juice, Cola, Lemon for Garnish
Long Island Ice Tea
300
This family member can make a hat look good in any occasion.
Ryan 
300
"And what happened, then? ...[his] small heart grew three sizes that day."
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
400
Insanis
Latin
400
It took this many tow trucks to get Papa John's car out of the Kelseyville driveway.
2
400
Vodka, Kahlúa, Heavy Cream
White Russian
400
This Crazy Christmas member can really carry a tune.
Chase
400
"And why is the carpet all wet, Tod?"
"I don't know, Margot"
Christmas Vacation
500
Mshuge
Yiddish
500
This family member loves Papa John and would never judge him for his shenanigans
Gussie
500
Vodka, Cointreau, Lime Juice, Cranberry Juice, Lime Zest for Garnish
Cosmopolitan
500
The number of grandchildren in the Minotti/Thompson/Fleming family
12! 
500
"Only I didn't say "Fudge". I said The Word, The Big One, the queen mother of dirty words, the F-Dash-Dash-Dash word!"
Christmas Story