This Yute Wins Everything
Who is Maddy
Zerubbabel
Old Testament Name
Was the grandson of King Jehoiachin of Judah (1 Chronicles 3:17) and thus a descendant of David.
Killed a Giant with his bare hands...but lost to Scissors
Samson
Once his hair got cut...bye bye strength
A reclusive desert monk recruits a teenager he's been "watching to fly to a different place and commit an act of terrorism
Star Wars: A New Hope
The Cutest Dog Ever that has come to youth
Bo
or Whiskey either works
This Yute Chris blames for plunging the world into Sin
Who is EVE
Eliquis
Prescription Drug
Is a prescription blood thinner that prevents and treats harmful blood clots, reducing the risk of stroke in people with nonvalvular atrial fibrillation
Refused to eat the kings food, got swolle anyway
Daniel
A depressed purple farmer gets mugged by time-traveling coworkers who are mad he fixed overpopulation with jewelry.
Avengers End Game
The Earth is _______?
The earth is the LORD’s and the fullness thereof,
the world and those who dwell therein
Psalm 24:1
This yute is Energetic, Spunky, and weirdly afraid of whale noises
Who is Sophie
Tiglath-Pileser
Old Testament Name
was a powerful Assyrian king, also called "Pul" in the Bible, who dramatically impacted the northern kingdom of Israel through military campaigns and forced deportations. He is featured in 2 Kings and 1 Chronicles
The original ‘I was homeschooled in the wilderness’ guy
John the Baptist
A billionaire dedicates his life to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill
Batman
What is the official smell of a church van after serve?
Old fries and Axe body spray
This yute can croon and now he has pants
Who is Gavin ...he has pants now
Farxiga
Prescription Drug
a prescription medication used to improve glycemic control in type 2 diabetes, reduce hospitalization risk in heart failure patients, and slow progression in chronic kidney disease
Had the worst family, left for dead in a pit and still became a Baller
Joseph
Became 2nd in command over all of Egypt
Older sister ruins younger sisters chance to be on TV by volunteering
The Hunger Games
What is the most Christian way to say “no”?
I'll pray about it
These Yutes are literally never listening ....
Who is All of you
But mostly Aidan and Autumnly
Rybelsus
Prescription Drug
a daily oral pill used alongside diet and exercise to lower blood sugar and A1C in adults with type 2 diabetes, often reducing cardiovascular risk
She had one job: don’t look back. Looked back
Lots Wife
A youngster runs away after family trauma, hangs out with two weird bachelors, then returns home to beat up his uncle.
The Lion King
When Chris says it will be a short talk he really means
It will be as long as he feels like. Min 30