penguin jokes
How does a penguin make pancakes
With its flippers
Penguins eat around this many fish a day (to the nearest 10)
15
The early concept design of this mario character was inspired by a bull-like creature
Bowser
Old scars can reopen due to lack of this vitamin
C
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
Penguins are classified as this even though they cannot fly
Birds
Michelangelo famously carved David from this material
Marble
Ear wax is actually a type of this moisture exuded through the pores of the skin
Sweat
What did the penguin get from the genie in the lamp
Three fishes
Aptenodytes forsteri is the scientific name for this type of penguin
Emperor penguin
Zebras have these to confuse predators
Stripes
The spinal cord has a similar consistency to this fruit
Banana
What do penguins wear to the beach?
Flipper flops
If penguins use bristles in their mouths to help them eat, then this is what they not have
Teeth
True or false: Your internal organs can be itchy
True
What's a penguin's favourite ice cream flavour?
Fishtashio
What do you call an undercover noodle?
An impasta
Between the two different measurements used to describe a location on the earth's surface, this one has more letters in it's name
Longitude