always wore high heels and brought Zsa-Zso ice cream in the hospital daily
What is "Degreca"?
200
A Yule tide exclamation
What is "Christmas gift"?
200
Laurel and Kirk gave this to the uncles once for Christmas.
What is "Hilly Billy Bubble Bath"?
200
These were hanging out at Lera's wedding.
What are "sisters"?
200
Diplomas
What is "on the refrigerator"?
200
Uncle Sam's original nickname by the older cousins
What is "Uncle Stinky Diaper"?
300
Lil' Yam's preamble to his pronouncement
What is "Attention grown-ups"?
300
Emits a real Bronx cheer
What is "a poo cushion"?
300
DAILY DOUBLE:
Zsa-Zsa saw this on a t-shirt at Oak Grove Elementary.
What is "Afternoon Delight"?
300
Band-Aids
What is "Hatfield Lake"?
300
Shares a name with Natasha's sidekick and Mr. Karloff
What is "Boris Darnett"?
400
The act of emptying one's bowels
What is "dropping the kids off at the pool"?
400
DAILY DOUBLE: Zsa-Zsa's biggest worry when people come to visit
What is "talk about gas and/or bodily emissions (or worse make them sit on a poo cushion--or for REAL have a bodily emission [which results in a loud 'umph'])"?
400
In addition to an "umph," a nearby friend or family member can expect to receive a "poke in a pew" due to this occurence
What is "a loud ending to a hymn"?
400
Brick
What is "the toilet"?
400
This person was accused of having dentures for eating fried chicken and soda crackers.
What is "Gene"?
500
Appropriate remark when you have no idea what somebody said
What is "We have blackberries in Alabama too"?
500
Zsa-Zsa's response to gas humor
What is "When are you children going to grow up"?
500
Upon seeing these, one might not only hear a loud "umph," but also a "I thought only pirates had those."