Family Tree
Dennis is 100% from what region?
Germany/ Yekkee
What do you always put in the middle of a chocolate cake?
JAM!!
How old was Dennis when Yardena was born and how did he come to the decision to have a baby with Ruth?
38 and she screamed at him :)
What do you give a first grader?
a cone filled with candy!!!
Where Were Dennis's parents during the war?
Japan and China
What did Dennis eat on New Years?
poppy seed mush
Dennis had a "monster" in his life... who is that?
cute cat Mooshie
Where do you put the birthday candle?
in a bowl of salt.
Who is Dennis's aristocratic relative and for how long was he in his aristocratic position?
the King of Poland for a day
Dennis made a green cake made of _____
Spinach
Dennis is a ___ in the army
סר"ן
What Did you always have to wear in Dennis's parents house?
Shoes
What color did Dennis's grandfather wear and what did he often say?
Brown and he said GENNUKKK!!
Dennis makes a dessert with a perverted name. what is it?
a Boobie
Dennis has a scar on his arm, like he tried to kill himself. How did he get that scar?
Jonsey running after Mooshie and smashing in to Dennis while opening a can of cat food.
What did Dennis do EVERY year for Yardena in school?
Picked her up from yearly trips ;)
What was the best gift Kenny gave Dennis?
a box in a ox in a box in a box with a rock....
What is the one thing Dennis puts in his dessert that Ruth does not like
Almont paste/Extract
What Earthly disaster did Dennis live through
earthquake in SF
What is the first thing you eat after the fast on Yom Kippur?
a Boobie