He has 3 simulacrum of himself
which two gods are married?
"a non-gay margarita"
maculosis!
when is the first sourdough starter dated back to?
500 BC
1000 BC
1500 BC
1500 BC
what is a group of turtle eggs called?
a family
a clutch
a purse
a clutch!
what's the name of the ship or its captain that took you to Okibushi?
The Centurion - Theodore
name 3 of the continents on the world map without looking
Lux Falls, Ramili, Okibushi, the Windlands, Mape Ligro, Kuth
"shut up manservant"
not mac :(
true or false, sourdough hotels exist where people take care of your starter for you while you're on vacation
yes that's true even though i wish i made that up!
what kind of turtle cannot retract its head into its shell?
tortoises
land turtles
sea turtles
sea turtles!
what tier of inquisitor is thaedan?
tier 2!
what was the name of the city that was burned in session 1?
Selanos
"do you have a family?"
"mac daddy do you have a family?" -Tai Ni
in what country is the oldest mention of sourdough found?
ancient egypt!
true or false: sea turtles only swim with their front flippers
true! their back flippers act like rudders
what's the name of the minotaur bar-owner that gave you the password for your first session of turtle racing?
Elric/Otto El
in which city did maculosis and thorne go thrift shopping?
Ichoris, the capital city!
"yeah, good Lord sister. that's old"
maculosis!
which city is famous for its sourdough tasting unique due to its particular strains of wild yeast?
san francisco
true or false: the temperature of the sand in which turtle eggs are incubated largely determines the gender of the turtles that hatch!
that's actually true lol i know its crazy
we all love uncle jerry, but what is his wife's name?
aunt judy (last and only mention in sesh 1)
what's the name of the old tortle Cyril has sent you to find?
Cassius Deprospo
"no gay touching"
not maculosis, but jake!
true or false: if you smell alcohol when smelling your starter, it's proof that it's alive and well!
false, alcohol smell is an indicator of a dying sourdough starter!
true or false: turtle males are larger than females, while tortoise females are larger than males
false, it's the opposite! big lady turtles!