Colleen may be 60 now, but her name still means "girl" in this indigenous island language.
Irish
Michael, Tweetie, and _____
Larry
This little soul food joint talked a big game, but in the end, everything it served sucked.
Little Mark's Big BBQ
Jess and Tyler were "wasted away again" on Thanksgiving 2015, thanks to this country singer's drink-mixing machine, proudly owned and operated by Terry Donahue.
Jimmy Buffet
Peas, carrots, celery, and onions are the roux-tine starters for this hearty Donahue classic.
Chicken Pot Pie
You can hear these two syllables spoken before "cloth," "town," and "... not at the dinner table."
Terry!
___, Dollie, Baba
Minnie
Known for its pub fare and clam chowder, this Main Street tavern asked you to put your money where you mouth is...twice!
Double Down Grille
While the Fighting Irish prepared for their annual showdown against this team, Jeff and the Donahue boys lost track of time at a Georgetown pub and missed out on all the museums.
Navy
Monterey Chicken
The current management may pronounce it al-hamdulilah, but the holy slogan hasn't changed for this little coffee joint, which takes its name from a previous owner and a gospel.
Luke's "Praise the Lord" Donuts
Duke 1, Duke 2, Blitzen, Duffy, and ___
Dixie
Come for the free popcorn and Norman Rockwell paintings; stay because we still have 45 minutes until the next soccer game starts.
99
If Colleen's going to take shots, it's going to be Fireball--a spicy cinnamon liqueur invented in this country.
Canada
The real ones remember when this was made with Zweiback.
Peanut Butter Pie
This recreational space in Avon shares a name with a fabled and disabled English King, incapable of fathering a child and left for eternity to his rod and dinghy.
Fisher Meadows
These eleven words are the opening incantation to every Donahue family dinner. (Must get all eleven in exact order).
"Dear Lord, please bless this fine repast we have before us."
Before the O Bar assumed the role, this German-stock tavern was a "roaring" place for AHS alumni to spend the night before Thanksgiving.
The Hessian Lion
"Lion's Milk" is what the Turks call this anise-flavored liquor. Casey hasn't spoken to it since it stole his two front teeth.
Rakı
New Orleanians look for the Baby Jesus in their King Cake; Donahues count themselves lucky if they find a clove in this winter slop.
Chili
This iconic state park sports an English surname that originally meant "cottage near a lake." Whoever named this landmark was clearly seeking a more elevated reputation.
Talcott Mountain
Rat, Kudsy, Gunner, Boney, Chicken Bird, Mud, Bee, Dinty, MikeisaMike, and ____
Tim "Timmy the Bear" Donahue
Two of Tyler's highschool classmates used to host trivia at this restaurant, which once occupied one of Avon's most cursed locations.
The Colony Bar and Grille
In a 1996 commercial targeting women beer drinkers, Guinness famously asserted that "a woman needs a man like a ____ needs a bicycle."
Fish
You'll need scissors for this Caplice family reunion staple, named after Casey's least favorite food, and Terry's least-useful college major.
French Onion Soup