The door to this bedroom accoutrement led to a magical land named Narnia
Wardrobe
This unofficial Wisconsin State Sport is played with a stone on ice.
Curling
If you went backpacking in the smokies, what brand of tent would the Kozaks insist you pack (they promise 2 people can fit in it).
Hubba hubba
This is the church where Nolan T Kozak was baptized
St Matthews Cathedral
This is the word that cheese-heads use for soda
Martin Luther nailed this set of papers to the door at All Saints Church in Wittenberg in 1517.
95 Theses (but a witch ain't one)
You know this curdled treat is fresh if it squeaks in your teeth.
Cheese curds
Both Clemson and LSU have named their football fields after this desert national park
Death Valley
This is the evening prayer of the church. Fr. Rocca would be proud.
Vespers
Kevin and Sophie followed the trends of this decade perfectly.
None of them
This Disney film used doors as portals to kids' nightmares
Monsters Inc.
This conveyance is a mode of transportation that Uncle Steve insists we take (we'll let him foot the $250 bill each way).
A Ferry
This tree in Sequoia National Park is considered the largest tree on earth (by mass) and stands 275 feet tall.
General Sherman
Why use a hammer of mallet? This instrument was best played at St. Peters by presumably knocking over the table during the gospel acclamation.
Handbells
This fruit provides a comfortable home for a cartoon yellow-squared TV favorite (He lives in a ____ under the sea.)
Pineapple
Scrap wood in Michael or Ghee's workshop could be fashioned into this wedge-shaped device intended to stop doors
A door stop
This animal serves as UW's mascot
Badger (Bucky Badger to be precise)
This national park is the namesake of the conference that Michael just flew in from (not the McDonald's he passed on the way).
Arches
This sacrament, once was called "extreme unction." Hopefully they make it in time.
Anointing of the sick
This is the candy that ET eats when the neighborhood kids left a trail to lure him home (don't get Nonna started on these at TCBY)
Reece's Pieces
Nonna confirmed the hard way that this Melrose Place feature is NOT impermeable to Native American weaponry (thanks Caleb)
Screen door
This legendary Packers coach has the Super Bowl trophy named after him.
Vince Lombardi
This national park would be the last in an alphabetical list
Zion
Eastertide
Doug