"MOM" & "DAD"
IT'S DEFINED AS AN EMBARRASSING, UNORIGINAL ATTEMPT AT HUMOR--WANNA HEAR ONE?
A DAD JOKE
"DESPERADO",
"HOTEL CALIFORNIA"
THE EAGLES
WHEN IT COMES TO BED FRAMES, WHO ELSE BUT THIS COMPANY WOULD MAKE THE TUFJORD OR THE BJÖRKSNÄS
IKEA
A ROMCOM: "____ IN SEATTLE"
SLEEPLESS
BEFORE THESE WERE TINY HEADPHONES, THE TERM REFERRED TO LITTLE SHOOTS OF YOUNG CORN
EARBUDS
MERRIAM-WEBSTER DEFINES THIS AS "A TYPICALLY SUBURBAN MOTHER WHO ACCOMPANIES HER CHILDREN TO THEIR...GAMES"
A SOCCER MOM
"ANTI",
"GOOD GIRL GONE BAD"
RHIANNA
THIS COMPANY'S LASERJET PRO 4001N ONLY HAS TO PRINT 2 LETTERS TO FINISH ITS NAME
HP
"MY ____ ____GREEK WEDDING"
BIG FAT
A 90-PACK--THAT'S 45 PAIRS!--OF THESE FROM BAUSCH & LOMB SHOULD KEEP THINGS CLEAR FOR AWHILE
CONTACT LENSES
DAILY DOUBLE
DADDY WARBUCKS
"CAN'T GET ENOUGH",
"JUST ANOTHER WAY TO SAY I LOVE YOU"
BARRY WHITE
TO BE BRIEF, YOU CAN GET A 3-PACK OF BOXER BRIEFS FROM THIS "EDIBLE" COMPANY'S MEN'S GETAWAY COLLECTION
FRUIT OF THE LOOM
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT", A CULT FAVORITE SET IN 1976: "____ AND ____"
DAZED & CONFUSED
BEFORE CELLPHONES, EVERY KID WANTED A PAIR OF THESE RHYMING HANDHELD COMMUNICATION DEVICES
WALKIE TALKIES
CRIPES! IT'S TIME TO SCRAM! TO BEAT IT! TO DO THIS, ORIGINALLY CIVIL WAR-ERA SLANG FOR RETREATING IN HASTE
SKEDADDLE
"STADIUM ARCADIUM",
"CALIFORNICATION"
THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
YOU COULD SAY THIS BRAND HAS A MONOPOLY ON SCRABBLE & FURBY
HASBRO
CHARLIE CHAPLIN'S "____ TIMES "
MODERN
DAILY DOUBLE
DICE
THIS SPICE OF THE GINGER FAMILY IS POPULAR IN INDIAN FOOD
CARDAMOM
"BLUE",
"COURT AND SPARK"
JONI MITCHELL
THE BLUE LABEL OF THIS WHISKY BRAND HAD AN "ELUSIVE UMAMI" LIMITED EDITION; ITS RED SEEMS LESS ELUSIVE AS ITS BEST SELLER
JOHNNIE WALKER
A CLASSIC ABOUT A DRINKING BINGE: "THE ____ WEEKEND"
LOST
UP TO 7 FEET LONG, THE TRADITIONAL ALASKAN TYPE OF THESE ARE GREAT FOR WALKING ON DEEP, DRY POWDER IN OPEN COUNTRY
SNOWSHOES