Lab Quotes
JMS Research Alumni
General Knowledge
Narcissism
Normal Jeopardy
100

"I think if the fish disclose their relationship and are able to maintain a professional work environment, we'll be ok."

Dr. Justin Miller-Schulze

100

This recently graduated student from the JMS research group is currently breaking open vapes in a police crime lab.

Parker Wickliff

100

In a website browser address bar, what does “www” stand for?

World Wide Web

100

Dr. Justin Miller-Schulze said this about which member of his research group?

"[they] has been professional, shown up on time, and been capable far beyond what her coursework to this point would indicate."

Me :)

100

After more than 150 years, he's still the tallest president in U.S history.

Who is Abraham Lincoln?

200

"[JMS] do you know what periodt means?"

Abby Polapink

200

Cheese

Reem Elkhalil

200

Which part of the LGBTQIA+ community does this flag represent?


Pansexuality

200

How many people with some variation of the name "Isabell(a)" does Evelynn know and interact with on a regular basis?

(lowball answer)

200

Number of states that touch the Pacific Ocean.

What is 5?

Washington, Oregon, California, Hawaii, and Alaska (listed from best to worst)

300

"I have a pink whitney shooter if that'll help [with MS Dial]"

Lanette Ly

300

This alumni met coauthored an article with a current lab group member and only realized who she was a year after they first met.

Nick Williams

300

Which singer’s real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?

Lady Gaga

300

In most if not all credited works (posters, papers, etc.) Evelynn is credited under her full name, Evelynn Talia Nystrom; Why?

1. I go by Talia outside of work/school

2. I paid $400 for that name and I'm using every character possible to get my money's worth

3. It's her name.

300

Matter that does not enter chemical reactions is described as this.

What is inert?

400

"******"

Sam Eidson (who was not aware of the word he said's meaning)

400

This JMS research alumni was a former grad student who forgot another member's name, and proceeded to forget it again a year later in response to a joke calling back to the first time they forgot.

Sydney Grinstead

400

Mount Whitney is the finish line for a race that starts 135 miles earlier at Badwater, the scorching basin of what national park?

Death Valley

400

This, at the time very rare, substance was responsible for sending Evelynn to the hospital in the Summer of 2024.

Mountain Dew: Baja Blast

(3 full cases)

400

At the 2016 Oscars, drama broke out when La La Land was mistakenly announced as the winner for Best Picture instead of this film, to which the award was given after much confusion.

What is Moonlight?

500

"Hobo Johnson ruined Sacramento for me."

Isabela Acevedo

500

Evelynn's soon to be sister-in-law who she doesn't talk to.

Dai Thai (maybe Gallegos idk)

500

On the periodic table, Francium is named for the country of France. Less obviously, what metallic element gets its name from the old Latin name for what is now France?

Gallium

500

When is my birthday?

February 23, 2006

500

The Smashing Pumpkins highest charting single is named after and about this year.

What is 1979?

M
e
n
u