Call the Doctor!
Joe-isms
9 to 5s
Nonna Knows Best
100

Joe broke his arm skiing on this mountain

Okemo, Vermont

100

Joe and his brother Anthony may not be the singers in the family but this favorite song always gets them to belt it.

Red Rubber Ball 

100

This breakfast of champions was Nonna's specialty before school 

Marsala wine, raw egg, coffee, and sugar

200

A slip on black ice while Joe was walking Toby resulted in this injury

Broken ribs

200

During his days as a pharmacist, Joe pushed these "beauties" to local drug dealers

Black Beauties

200

Nonna passed these sweet treats from the back of the classroom to keep Joe in his school chair

Toostie Rolls

300

Nonna used this 3-step remedy to repair Joe's broken foot

Newspaper, olive oil, and daily toe-pulling

300

Joe and Anthony served this concoction at the catering hall for champagne toasts

Ginger ale, maraschino cherry juice and wine

300

TSA wasn't an issue when Nonna sent Joe back to medical school with this home-cooked delicacy

Frozen lasagna

400

Joe would run laps in his wool school pants to remedy this injury

Broken leg

400

After family activities, Joe asked questions to the kids worth this amount of $.

$5

400

Joe regretted not inking himself with this island emblem and motto after graduating medical school

Palm tree with "Never Again"

400

Nonna enjoyed this adult beverage with Joe before passing out on Mother's Day 

Whiskey sour

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