All Things Dylan
Although his birth certificate says something different, this is the name everyone actually calls this birthday boy.
What is Bill?
Peanuts are just the tip of the iceberg—soy is included too, making this entire food group his real nemesis.
What are legumes?
"Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me..."
What is "Mr. Brightside"?
Born in 1996? Congratulations, you entered the world the exact same year this iconic, red, giggling plush caused absolute chaos and literal fistfights in toy store aisles.
Who is (Tickle Me) Elmo?
In this Josh Safdie sports drama Marty Supreme, Timothée Chalamet picks up a paddle to play this real-life 1950s table tennis icon.
Who is Marty Reisman (or Mauser)?
Whenever he plays crossplay or answers a question, this birthday boy is accused of doing what.
What is cheating (or looking it up first)?
Landon treats this number as the recommended weekly serving size of Chipotle visits.
What is 7?
A 1980s classic by Dexys Midnight Runners, it shares its name with the actual mother of one of the party guests in this room right now.
What is "Come on Eileen"?
Millennial internet culture peaked when you had to learn basic HTML coding just to rearrange your top 8 friends on this early social media platform.
What is MySpace?
At the 2018 World Cup, Iranian goalkeeper Alireza Beiranvand famously stopped a penalty kick from this Portuguese superstar.
Who is Cristiano Ronaldo?
After one too many drinks, he opted to walk to Shawn's, only to lose a fight with a car and fracture this specific bone.
What is the collarbone?
If you ask Landon to identify a song and he has absolutely no idea, this is his default guess.
What is "Piano Man"?
"Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill. Payin' anything to roll the dice, just one more time."
What is "Don't Stop Believin'"?
If you want to feel prehistoric, consider that this groundbreaking sci-fi movie starring Will Smith fighting aliens in a tank top also celebrated its birth year in 1996.
What is Independence Day?
In the highly anticipated sci-fi film Project Hail Mary, Ryan Gosling plays an astronaut who forms an interstellar bromance with a rock-like alien he affectionately gives this nickname.
Who is Rocky?
Disregarding his heart health, you can regularly find him knocking back multiple cans of this drink every single day.
What are energy drinks?
In the correct order, these are the three places you're most likely to find Landon on a Saturday.
What are Starbucks, the gym, and Chipotle?
This 1983 Eurythmics synth-pop anthem warns that "some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you" while traveling the world and the seven season.
What is "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"?
This beloved 2000s coming-of-age movie stars Jennifer Garner as a girl who skips her awkward teenage years entirely after waking up to find she is not a little kid anymore
What is 13 Going on 30?
This 2001 DreamWorks film made history as the first-ever winner of the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature.
What is Shrek?
Roger Ebert gave movies stars; this guy gives every masterpiece and absolute flop alike this exact, incredibly mediocre rating.
What is "okay" or "alright"?
His Spotify Wrapped may say otherwise, but this theatrical genre featuring elaborate dance numbers and show-stopping finales is his true weakness.
What are broadway musicals?
What is the heavy metal title of a 1970 Black Sabbath track, as well as a 2008 Marvel film starring Robert Downey Jr?
What is "Iron Man"?
Born in 1996, they were old enough to vividly experience this global moment on TV before finishing elementary school.
What is "9/11"?
This early 2010s social media phenomenon showed the power—and controversy—of viral activism before TikTok existed.
What is Kony 2012?