These ones
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What’s the most recycled thing on Earth?
Excuses for not recycling.
What kind of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.
Why did the tectonic plate break up with the other plate?
It was a fault in their relationship.
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
When were rock puns the funniest puns of all time?
During the Stone Age.
Why don't you pay for dead batteries?
They’re free of charge.
Why did the glacier go to therapy?
It had a lot going on beneath the surface.
Why was the earthquake so bad at making friends?
Because it was always shaking things up!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
Why did the recycling bin break up with the trash can?
It was tired of its garbage.
Why are recycling bins optimistic?
Because they’re full of cans.
What do you call two diamonds going for a meal together?
Carbon dating
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous?
That’s how you become a black hole.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Sorry! My fault.
How do trees get on the internet?
They LOG in.
How often should you tell a chemistry joke?
Periodically
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades.
What body of water reduces climate change?
A carpool.
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global worming!
How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a sea saw.