Solomon
How many wives and concubines did Solomon have?
What is 700 concubines and 300 wives (give or take).
What does "under the sun" mean?
(I will hurt you if you don't get this)
What is a secularist perspective (aka no God only sun, ooga booga).
(Cmon this a freebie)
What is mourning allows us to reflect on what truly matters
Say something to make Jere happy, lest he gives himself consolation points.
What is "Yo your hairline is lookin tight my dude"
ENGLISH JUMPSCARE
What does avaricious mean?
What is greeeedy
What was the primary cause of Solomon's fall?
What does "toil" mean?
(Yo ELA teacher will hurt you if you don't get this. I'll go over to your school and tell em. Don't think I won't.)
What is labor, work, etc.
How many sections is Ecclesiastes divided up into?
The hint is in the points.
What is two.
Why does Solomon state that it doesn't matter whether or not someone is righteous or wicked?
Trivia time: What age does a human have to be for their brain development to be considered complete?
What is 25.
Arain, Mariam. Maturation of the Adolescent Brain, National Library of Medicine, BN Netherlands, 2013.
Does the book "Song of Solomon" have anything to do with Solomon?
Yes but actually no. Idk, I'll decide in the moment if I wanna give em points. I'll go off vibes or something.
What 3 books make up the Old Testament's "wisdom literature"?
Hint: The third book is the worst fear of every League of Legends player.
What is Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, and Job
What kind of lifestyle does Solomon recommend for someone who doesn't believe in God?
What is a lifestyle based off of enjoyment
What does Ecclesiastes 9:11 mean?
What is life is unpredictable for everyone in every walk of life
HISTORY JUMPSCARE
What is the difference between the Articles of Confederation, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights?
What is the Articles of Confederation was the flawed preamble to the Constitution, while the Bill of Rights is a list of amendments added later on to the Constitution, pushed for by Anti-federalists.
Why did Solomon go all emo on us?
What is an excessive amount of wisdom
What does the Hebrew word "Hevel" mean?
Hint: Chapter 1
What is meaningless or smoke
How did Solomon go about finding the purpose of life?
What does death mean for someone who doesn't believe in God (according to Solomon)?
What is the erasure of their existence, as well as the eventual erasure of all memories of their existence.
MATH JUMPSCARE
If I had a green gun, a red gun, a purple gun, a blue gun, and a white gun, and each gun could interact with every other gun in two unique ways, how many total unique interactions would there be?
What is 20. Green red, green purple, green blue, green white, red green, red purple, red blue, red white, purple green, purple red, purple blue, purple white, blue green, blue red, blue purple, blue white, and white green, white red, white purple, and white blue. Yes I play Aphelios in league of legends.
What were the names of Solomon's parents?
(Better hope Matthew doesn't get this one).
What is David and Bathsheba
What does the Hebrew word "Qohelet" mean?
Hint: What does the book of Ecclesiastes refer to Solomon as?
What is teacher
What are Solomon's Ecclesiastical views on wisdom?
What is it's an invaluable tool that doesn't matter in the end cuz everyone gonna dieeeeee :(
What are Solomon's views on wisdom in verses 15-18?
(Better get to reading)
What is wisdom is an invaluable tool, however it often goes unappreciated, and all it takes is one doofus to undo its effects.
Give Matthew a solid dap. If Matthew isn't here, give Jeremumu a solid dap. If Jermeemah isn't here, then we wouldn't be playing this game now would we?
If no solid daps are achieved, I GET THE POINTS.