If ____ ____ is something you wish

Nautical Nonsense
This character is a vampire and an employee at the Krusty Krab who works as the night shift manager.
Nosferatu
This character's first words as an infant were "May I take your order?"
Who is Spongebob Squarepants?
This is Spongebob's voice actor
Who is Tom Kenny?
This day is Eddie's actual birth date.
What is July 30th, 2005?
It's not just a ___! It's a ____!

It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!
This character is a villain with a manta ray head who is one of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's enemies.

Who is Man Ray?
This character is the second most common recurring character throughout the series.
Who is Squidward Tentacles?
This is the year that the first season of Spongebob aired on Nickelodeon.
What is the most important thing that happened in 1999?
Eddie's favorite video game character of all time.
Who is Arthur Morgan?
"Hey pal, _ _ _ _ _ _ _?"

You just blow in from stupid town?
This character is Patchy's sarcastic pet parrot, who is one of the two hosts of SpongeBob SquarePants specials. 
Who is Potty the Parrot?
This couple was promoted to the main cast in the credits of the 2004 movie. As a result, they have much more screen time in episodes after the movie than in the pre-movie seasons.
Who is Sheldon and Karen Plankton?
This is the total number of Spongebob episodes that have aired.
What is 337?
Fun fact: Only 10 more episodes than episodes of Supernatural.
This was Eddie's most listened to band on Spotify in 2025.
Who is Ghost?
"Someone outta put you in a mental hospital!"
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"Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river, grandma!"
This character is a fish who first appears in the episode "One Krabs Trash." He was #1!

Who is Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen?
Between their non-speaking cameo appearance in "Plankton's Good Eye" (2011) to their eventual return (again as a non-speaking cameo) in 2015's The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, a whole four years passed without an appearance from this recurring character.
Who is Larry the Lobster?
The ancient Greek tale that inspired the story of the original 2004 Spongebob movie.
Of the 17 books Eddie has read since the beginning of 2025, this one is his favorite.
What is Butcher's Crossing by John Williams?
100 Bonus Points for anyone who can name 4 books that I've read in 2025 or 2026.
"You know, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, _, _ _ _ _ _."

You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.
This is the name of the Pirate that appears in the opening sequence and sings the theme song at the beginning of every episode.

Who is Painty the Pirate?
These 10 characters are listed as the official main characters of the SpongeBob series.
Who is Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, Karen, Gary, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl?
After the voice actor of this character passed away in 2012, two recurring characters retired from speaking roles completely and have only appeared in the background of episodes or as non-speaking roles.
Who is Mermaid Man?
This is how Eddie got rid of his recurring childhood nightmare that featured a man carrying a caged circular saw.
What is getting run over by a school bus?