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Gen Z Disc Golf Brands (according to Chat GPT)
Laura Facts
100

How many meters is C1

10

100

Main character energy. The OG meta.

Innova

100

She ain't Binx but she the OG....what is her puppo's name?

Ashlynn

200

What would happen if you hit a tree then the disc hit you?

Play it where it lies with a penalty stroke

200

Bro's entire bag is in Texas mode. Everything is bigger, everything is beefy, and the fit check is mandatory. Yeehaw rizz goes crazy.

Lonestar

200
What was Laura's major in college?

Biology

300

What is the minimum added cash needed for a B tier, what is the value for ams?

$750, 100%

300

Bro downloaded a physics hack. The disc is built like a gummy worm and still somehow cooks. Movement tech is absolutely unhinged

Elevation

300

What animal did she study in grad school?

Blue catfish Ictalurus Furcatus

400

What would you do if you played from someone's else's disc?

If no other throws-play from correct lie with penalty. If already played from next shot-play from lie with 2 penalty throws.

400

Swedish vibes, clean designs, and plastic so smooth it feels like your discs have a skincare routine. It's giving minimalist, exclusive, and suspiciously expensive taste

Kastaplast

400

What is her favorite animal?

Reindeer (Rangifer tarundus) or wolverine (Gulo gulo)

500

What is the new rule to Jr.'s for 2027

Under the age of 13 must have a non playing caddy.

500

The world is ending and bro is still lining up a forehand. Civilization has negative aura, but this disc has max apocalypse drip. Certified wasteland warrior.

Doomsday

500

Who is her favorite MPO and FPO player?

Gregg Barsby and Ohn Scoggins

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