Dave
The number of years Dave has been working at Elmhurst
What is 16?
"I think the patient is just really angry at his mother."
Who is Dave?
Who is Jane?
The most time-consuming rotation.
What is PHP?
Supervisor: "I'm not trying to make you feel bad."
Intern: "I kind of feel like you kind of are though?"
Who is Jo?
Dave's sons' names
Who are Evan and Spencer?
"I've only cried once in my life and it was the day I was born."
Who is Kam?
The intern who likes shrooms the most.
Who is Mari?
What is Adult Collaborative Care?
*To their supervisor*: "I just took the PAI. Want to see my scores?"
Who is Helen?
The sport Dave played as a kid
What is baseball?
"I have strong countertransference towards you."
Who is Anjali?
The intern who had her first kiss at 6 years old.
Who is Maria Sol?
The CPEP attendings.
Who are Dr. Worku, Kopec, Nathanson, Goni, Kanaley, Lohia, and Bernardo?
*Intern 2 walks out of the room*
*Intern 1 says to Intern 2*: "It's your avoidant attachment."
Who is Rose & Chris?
What is Bayshore?
"Go forth. I believe in you."
Who is Amy?
The intern blamed for getting everyone drunk at the first two happy hours.
Who is Chris?
Name patients that have on D11 for far too long.
Nevermind, too many to name.
"So how many hours are you actually working a week?"
Who is Abbey?
Who is Hyman Spotnitz?
"I never stayed late once when I was an intern."
Who is Bri?
The intern whose BDSM-type is a switch.
Who is Rose?
The inpatient and outpatient fellows this past year (6 total).
Who are Sarah B, Sara V, Stephanie L, Solanky, Sharma, and Nate?
"I hate it here but I'm staying forever."
Who is Natale?