Doug's Hero, a popular New York Yankee outfielder and first baseman from the 1960s.
Who is Joe Pepitone?
This bird, a patriotic symbol, has the largest nest of all American flying birds.

What is the Bald Eagle?
Contrary to popular belief, dropping this from the top of the Empire State building will not actually kill someone walking along the sidewalk (though it might hurt a little).
What is a penny?
The term "Dust Bowl" was coined by Robert E. Geiger, one of these people who report and write about the news.
What is a journalist?
The Principal.
Who is Mr. Saiben?
Lil's dad owns this market and delicatessen, probably where one would buy milk.
What is Spicer's Deli?
This bird gets its color from the brine, shrimp, and algae that it consumes, giving it its pink shade.

What is the Flamingo?
This slimy aquatic creature has nine brains, one for each appendage and a central brain (and, stranger still, a beak).
What is an octopus?
The Dust Bowl took place in this period of American History in the 1930s, called such because of the Wall Street Crash of 1929 and because of the sad times that followed.
What is the Great Depression?
It isn't called a library, but this.
What is the Media Center?
Washington Irving Junior High School's newest Assistant Gym Coach.
Who is Lucas Swieteck?
Though mostly abundant in Audubon's time, this West Coast carrion bird has nearly been brought to extinction. Only a few remain in captivity.

What is the California Condor?
A stewardess on a plane survived a horrific crash by making sure she was strapped to her forward-positioned chair with this life-saving device.
What is a seatbelt?
"Okies" refer to people who migrated to California from this state, hit hard by the Dust Bowl, the Sooner State.
What is Oklahoma?
What is tennis?
Who is Mr. Daugherty?
Also called the Grosbeak, it is the team mascot of Major League Baseball's St. Louis franchise.
What is the Cardinal?
Pencil "lead" is not actually elemental lead, but made of this material, a naturally occurring, crystalline allotrope of carbon.
What is graphite?
The worst day of the Dust Bowl was on April 14th, 1935, now popularly called this, taking place on the day most people go to church.
What is Black Sunday?
This room, strangely enough, has a stage built inside, but the room's occupant does not teach that subject (though she is licensed to teach drama).
What is Mrs. Humphrey's room?
The science teacher, who rocks Clarence when he is excited about what he is teaching.
Who is Mr. Ferris?
Despite the urban legend, this bird can actually fly, though it migrates mostly by ground. A popular 101-proof whiskey is also named after it.

What is the Wild Turkey?
Serial killer Ted Bundy was actually convicted using evidence from these, marks that matched to his dental history and confirmed using expert analysis.
What are teeth?
Also called "Black Blizzards," these rolling weather events were caused by kicked up loose soil thrown up by the wind, the biggest one being nearly 1,000 feet long.
What is a Dust Storm?
Built originally in 1935, this is the name of the field at the heart of the Grant Athletic Complex.
What is Harding Field?