Who?
Who said “Somebody could probably snort that” (hint: sits in the front row of the related room)
BAZAZ
was it Ethanael? “We’re putting tariffs on school lunches”
I say Neigh 🐎! it was the MARTYA
When did Rishi say this? “U count like my toaster” (2024, 2025, or 2026)
2025 (Oct 1st)
Was this actually said? “I love indian people”
no :(
Who said “you say that because you want see me up all oiled up and flopping on the floor”
Jarnothan Wiynshtiyn
was it Ethanael? “I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll die of asphyxiation”
YEAHHAHAHA
When did Tyler say this? “U count like my toaster” (2024, 2023, or 2025)
2025 (Oct 3rd)
Was this actually said? “A brick could take your job”
no :(
Who said “I’m a naked smurf”
Marty "Party" Gear-Train
was it Ethanael? “How am I inside a zebra again?!”
Naw man that was lil' Jon Jon
When did Johnathan say this? “H**ler was a furry. I have proof" (Spring, Summer, Fall, or Winter)
Spring (3/25/2025)
Was this actually said? “I hope they circumcise your mouth”
It was (Amartya to Johnathan)
Who said “lowkey ketchup’s kinda spicy”
Johnny Whinestine
was it Ethanael? “You seem to be a victim of the Jonathan bombings of 2025”
Affirmative!
When did Amartya say this? “Drake is practically Jesus…Drake was a superhero. He gave love to the children deprived of love” (Spring, Summer, Fall, or Spring)
Spring (1/23/2025)
Was this actually said? “I bet my social security number that corgi is gonna win”
It Was! (Milor)
Who said “It’s not illegal if u don’t get caught”
Mistah Pah'pia
was it Ethanael? “It takes great concentration-OW!”
YUPPERS
When did Ethaneal say this? “Why do I hear animal noises? It’s not bring your boyfriend to school day” (what month of the year?)
November (1/04/2024)
Was this actually said? “There should be furry hunting times”
no, not an exact quote