Commacameleons
Who/Whom Let the Dogs Out?
Quotable Notables
Random Poisons
100
Elvis liked bananas and peanut butter sandwiches and his wife liked Elvis before he got fat.
Elvis liked bananas and peanut butter sandwiches, and his wife liked Elvis before he got fat.
100
For who/whom does the bell toll? It tolls for thee.
For whom does the bell toll? It tolls for thee.
100
Was Holmes serious when he said Elementary Watson my boy. Those hounds look hungry
Was Holmes serious when he said, "Elementary, Watson, my boy. Those hounds look hungry"?
100
You're/your their/there sock monkey and that's just wierd/weird. You should really loose/lose the tail and get a real job.
You're their sock monkey and that's just weird. You should really lose the tail and get a real job.
200
Now you're getting it I like mayonnaise with my banana and peanut butter sandwiches although I'm still partial to squirrel burgers!
Now you're getting it; I like mayonnaise with my banana and peanut butter sandwiches; although, I'm still partial to squirrel burgers!
200
Who/Whom cooked these bald eagle sandwiches? They are tasty and patriotic.
Who cooked these bald eagle sandwiches? They are tasty and patriotic. (compliments of the Oatmeal)
200
"I know the liberals hate it when you start mentioning the Bible" Sarah Palin recently said "but the truth is Jesus fought for the death penalty until the day he died. He was a tireless advocate of being tough on crime and making sure the criminals can't be out there raping and murdering people" (4)
"I know the liberals hate it when you start mentioning the Bible," Sarah Palin recently said, "but the truth is Jesus fought for the death penalty until the day he died. He was a tireless advocate of being tough on crime and making sure the criminals can't be out there raping and murdering people" (4).
200
When eating squirrel tacos, Big Foot always adds condiments, i.e./e.g. fern fronds, frog blood, and Grey Poupon if he has any.
When eating squirrel tacos, Big Foot always adds condiments, e.g. fern fronds, frog blood, and Grey Poupon if he has any. Thanks, Oatmeal!
300
Love like an onion stings your eyes the closer you get to it the more it stinks.
Love, like an onion, stings your eyes; the closer you get to it the more it stinks.
300
The state of California asked the state of Oregon, "Who/whom turned down the thermostat dude? Its/It's fifty/50 freaking degrees and its/it's the month of May!"
The state of California asked the state of Oregon, "Who turned down the thermostat dude? It's fifty freaking degrees and it's the month of May!"
300
Expos made me want to scream I'd rather be eating jackals! And then I'd think of Mark Twain and his wonderful way of getting it just right Go to Heaven for the climate. Go to Hell for the company. After that, I'd feel much better.
Expos made me want to scream, "I'd rather be eating jackals!" And then I'd think of Mark Twain his wonderful way of getting it just right: "Go to Heaven for the climate. Go to Hell for the company." After that, I'd feel much better.
300
The best way to take out a unicorn is with a Claymore, i.e./e.g. a directional mine which explodes shrapnel into a kill zone.
The best way to take out a unicorn is with a Claymore, i.e. a directional mine which explodes shrapnel into a kill zone. Thanks, Oatmeal!
400
The man had one reason left to live to avenge the brutal killing of his pet monkey and to bury the carcass in Las Vegas Nevada of all places. He was unfortunately hit by a bus leaving work thus he never made it to the city of sin and his monkey is somewhere in the landfill.
The man had one reason left to live: to avenge the brutal killing of his pet monkey and to bury the carcass in Las Vegas, Nevada, of all places. He was, unfortunately, hit by a bus leaving work; thus, he never made it to the city of sin and his monkey is somewhere in the landfill.
400
Whoever/whomever the RA suspected of being drunk wrote them up immediately. One particularly soused freshman demanded "Who/whom do you think you are? I have lain/laid down with uglier dogs than you!"
Whomever the RA suspected of being drunk wrote them up immediately. One particularly soused freshman demanded, "Who do you think you are? I have lain down with uglier dogs than you!"
400
While searching the essay Woodchucks Go Wild, I found the answer to how much wood a wood chuck could chuck Sixteeen and 1/2 board feet a day blah blah blah for (how many more lines for a block quote?) (43)
While searching the essay "Woodchucks Go Wild," I found the answer to how much wood a wood chuck could chuck: Sixteeen and 1/2 board feet a day blah blah blah for (how many more lines for a block quote?). (43)
400
Jesus's/Jesus' hat was made out of thorns. In other words, the Roman's/Romans' sense for fashion was a bit lacking in the comfort department. I learned this from reading A Roman Romance, in the chapter titled Its Better to Look Good than to Feel Good.
Jesus's/Jesus' (either is ok!) hat was made out of thorns. In other words, the Romans' sense for fashion was a bit lacking in the comfort department. I learned this from reading A Roman Romance (italics), in the chapter titled "It's Better to Look Good than to Feel Good."
500
Consider this seven out of every ten men admit to having a fear of back hair but when asked whether they would consider electrolysis most men agreed "I'd rather look like Sasquatch than go under the laser" however Sasquatch from Timber Oregon took offense and said "Well gentlemen up yours"
Consider this: seven out of every ten men admit to having a fear of back hair, but when asked whether they would consider electrolysis most men agreed "I'd rather look like Sasquatch than go under the laser"; however, Sasquatch, from Timber, Oregon, took offense and said, "Well, gentlemen, up yours."
500
The rottweiler growled at whoever/whomever walked by, just in case they were the ones who/whom took his beloved chihuahua away.
The rottweiler growled at whoever walked by, just in case they were the ones who took his beloved chihuahua away.
500
Dewey, the most racist duck of all, said, A woodchuck is nothing more than a rat who can swim. His oversized tooths are obviously signs of a more primitive species. In fact, it was a woodchuck who asked, How much wood could I chuck if my name were Charles?
Dewey, the most racist duck of all, said, "A woodchuck is nothing more than a rat who can swim. His oversized tooths [sic] are obviously signs of a more primitive species. In fact, it was a woodchuck who asked, 'How much wood could I chuck if my name were Charles?'"
500
A lot/alot is left desired when wearing more pairs of underwear then/than is recommended. This especially effects/affects one after 5/five cups of coffee.
A lot is left desired when wearing more pairs of underwear than is recommended. This especially affects one after five cups of coffee.
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