YUNG OLLIE
THE HATEFUL THREAD
THE (KIRK)LAND OF THE FREE
THE LOU-DOWN
100
In a groundbreaking science project in elementary school, Ollie tested whether this paper characteristic determined whether certain paper airplanes flew better than others
What is color?
100
r/20YearOldOllieHadSomeTakes👀
Ollie once said this classic liberal arts humanities major "kinda sucks"
What is Philosophy?
100
What 1770 street clash in Boston fueled colonial anger?
What is the Boston Massacre?
100
Ollie was the "gift" to Lou, meaning the two shared an arranged dinner, during this adored Kirkland House holiday tradition.
What is Secret Santa?
200
In Ollie’s next science experiment (highly anticipated within the scientific community), Ollie threw these mathematical devices down the stairs to test which ones still worked, discovering which were most durable
What are calculators?
200
r/CookEmCorns
Ollie will root against this Burnt Orange-wearing college football team in perpetuity
What are the Texas Longhorns 🤘
200
Ollie nailed a 3 point shot to win the Harvard Intramural basketball tournament in the last world event before COVID started against this Quad House.
What is Currier?
200
When planning a date, Ollie is most likely to want to go to Woods to get this kind of thin burger.
What is a smash burger?
300
After Owen stole/borrowed a few dollars from Ollie and Ollie demanded the money back, he said, "Not only do you need to pay me back, but I’m going to start charging you this!"
What is interest?
300
r/CesspoolAndWolverineMovie
Ollie really doesn’t like this Canadian actor with an alliterative first and last name
Who is Ryan Reynolds?
300
This Virginia born Founding Father was the fourth president of the United States.
Who is James Madison?
300
These two personality traits were Lou's first impression of Ollie on their first date.
(Will accept either answer)
What is nice or shy/soft spoken?
400
Though thankfully spelling wasn't a part of the competition, Ollie (don't call him Akeelah) won his school competition and advanced to the State competition of this "Bee" which studies Earth's landscapes and features
What is Geography?
400
r/GuacaMalice
Though this has changed in recent years, Ollie, a Qdoba loyalist, long insisted that this popular Mexican fast food was "bad"
What is Chipotle?
400
In 1777, this General used Kirkland's Hicks House as a temporary work station and shelter.
Who is General George Washington?
400
Though he "hates" country music, Ollie sings this song, whose title references a north Texas city and a particular time of day, with passion.
What is Amarillo by morning?
500
During a car ride in early high school, Ollie rededicated himself to this once-popular iPhone game involving using one's finger to hit a baseball to the moon and over buildings, at one point even saying after a particularly good hit, "That is so what I needed right now."
What is Flick Home Run?
500
r/KeepSteroidsOutOfGolf
Though he gained popularity during Covid as a result of a major bulk and alleged fan interactions, Ollie has always seen through it and is not a fan of this... professional? YouTube? golfer
Who is Bryson DeChambeau?
500
In the Kirkland Drama Society play during Ollie’s junior (?) year, Will Lang took his hood off from over his head and exclaimed, this common dining hall food again? Helllll yeah!
What are tendys?
500
With admirable courage, Lou notes that Ollie insists that this (perhaps controversial) topping does indeed belong on pizza.
What is pineapple?