Everything about dad
This is my Dad's full name
What is Mattew Jason Donals?
Name as many republican family members as you can (and then never talk politics with them unless you want to be eaten alive)
Dad, Brother, Uncle, probably my gramma at times, raymond, uncle kenny.
What should you do if you are alone in the room with my blind uncle Kenny.
Pretend you're not there. if you stay quiet he wont know. the man is always drunk and quiet handsy. He also says some pretty questionable stuff about black and gay people.
Which family member is has two rats, two turtles, a cat, and is gay?
Meadow
who works as a secretary at my highschool?
My mama
True or False. My dad dropped out of college.
true. he lasted a month.
Dont mention this person to my family.
Meghan. A lot of my family have some tender feelings toward her.
You should talk about your gramma to
My mom. I am sure she would love hear about her and she would love to talk about her gramma.
Do i have any nonbinary family? Gay family?
Yes to both. I have one nonbinary cousin who you will likely never meet (at least for a while) and the occasional gay aunt or cousin.
Who is an electrician?
my dad
My dad's favorite football team?
Broncos
Especially do not talk about this person.
Raymond. He is a sensitive subject.
If you ever bring a gift to the house, _ favorite candy is kitkat, _ favorite is recees cups or gummy bears, and _ favorite candy is probably gummy worms
Dad, Mom, Zach
True or False. My aunt Cindy is 70 years old.
False. She has just done a lot of drugs. Her and her husband Jim are wacko and missing all their teeth so if they talk to you just nod your head and pretend to know what they are saying.
who has had a job as a pizza delivery man? Extra credit if you know what job they have now.
zach. Window replacer
Should you shake my dad's hand?
YES. and maintain eye contact. dont back down, show no fear.
Avoid this family member if you ever come to Christmas eve party.
My Nana. She gets super drunk and can barely walk. If you don't want to be touched avoid her because she gets handsy when she is drunk.
Ask this person about their job.
My dad. He likes to talk about the rich people he works for. I don't care to listen but he would probably like it if you showed interest.
How many siblings does my dad have?
Probably three. Although at his dad's funeral i think he met another. if you meet any it might be tom.
Who is my richest family member? (as far as i know)
Joe. My nana's husband. He is wicked smart, but you will probably never talk to him because he is antisocial or always on a conference call.
what do you think my dad will do at lunch?
I literally don't know what to expect. i have not talked to him much. so just be you, because if he doesn't like who you are that's too bad because I love who you are.
Kiss?
Not in front of my dad though. At least not at first.
What will you wear to lunch?
There is no right or wrong answer I am just curious so I can match an outfit with you.
Should you talk a lot with my Gramma?
Eh. Don't over talk. She is definitely a little sexist and favors men. She would probably silently judge you if you talked to much, but definitely talk a bit.
This person has probably had the most jobs of anyone
My mom. She has worked as a waiter, a cook, a manager of multiple restaurants, a dentist assistant, medical assistant, kind of a nurse, as a nanny, in a daycare. probably other things too, but basically, she has experience.