This person had a side job making deviled eggs every Friday during football season.
Who is Audrey?
This person liked to pass the time by sitting on the porch and shooting gophers.
Who is Great Grandma Quiring?
Fell off their bike and chipped their front tooth.
Who is Lisa?
This person had a praying mantis for their first pet.
Who is Mady.
This grandchild was not born in Missouri.
Who is Will?
This person was abandoned by their coworkers in a thunderstorm and rescued by a lady who fed them cookies until their mom found them.
Who is Will?
This person ran over their sister-in-law's dog. (The dog is fine)
Who is Eric?
Slammed their dad's fingers in a locked car door.
Who is Amy?
Gathered eggs in their pockets and then slipped on the ice taking them into the house so that their coat pockets became permanently egg-cemented shut in the washer.
Who is Amy?
This person has the most tattoos.
Who is Asa?
This person refused to take their money to the bank and kept it all in jars around their room so they looked like a drug dealer.
Who is Ginny? (we hope you're not a drug dealer)
This person accidentally killed their sibling's fish by giving it a bath.
Who is Mady?
Swallowed a button battery so their mom had to did through their diapers until it reappeared.
Who is Grace?
Opened all the 2 liter Pepsi bottles hoping to find the sweepstakes winner.
Who is Roxie?
This person thinks that "Cowboy Pickle" is the best Christmas costume EVER!
Who is Jeffrey?
This person can throw a turkey farther than you can!
Who is Audrey?
The very first time this person went hunting, they killed a deer and cried. They never went hunting again.
Who is Emilie?
Cut their leg with a chainsaw and SHOULD have gone to the ER.
Who is Scott?
This person refused to spend the night at anyone's house for years and then when they finally did, they watched The Exorcist and they are still traumatized today.
Who is Grace?
This person does not appreciate wobbly/spinning dinner plates and this person is not afraid to "fix" the plate.
Who is Grandpa Lowell?
This person worked in the Pentagon.
Who is Betty?
This person continued to hunt after falling down a hill and had to have knee surgery because of the damage they did.
Who is Grandpa Lowell?
This person chipped their front tooth because their sibling rolled a golf ball UP the slide and said person caught the golf ball with their face.
Who is Jeffrey?
This person used to play hide and seek in Walmart with college friends.
Who is Emilie?
This person invented Garbage Soup.
Who is Grandma Karen?