Miatke Family Jokes
The game Kaelyn doesn’t play.
What is “A Hat in Time”.
Ethan’s hardest in Geometry Dash.
What is Ouroboros.
Something you might do with a stuffed animal.
What is cuddle.
Pull the lever Kronk.
What is “The Emperor’s New Groove”.
A French Doughnut covered in powdered sugar, often served with dipping sauces.
What are beignet.
The date of infamy.
When is September 26th.
Clocking out at around 558 hours, this shiny pokemon took Ethan ages to find.
What is shiny Jirachi.
A bus that takes you somewhere.
What is a shuttle.
I am inevitable.
What is “Avengers: Infinity War”.
The most grown crop in the state of Illinois.
What is corn.
Derived from a doctors visit.
What is “Testosterone, it’s a real thing”.
The first game Ethan played.
What is Terraria.
What you might do before a team play.
What is huddle.
Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
What is “Kung Fu Panda”.
An amphibian’s body part that is often described as tasting like chicken.
What are frog legs.
When Kaelyn gets angry.
What is being “middle fingered”.
This game features a character with the famous lines “Shaw” and “git gud”.
What is Hollow Knight.
To move in short strides.
What is to scuddle.
I weep for the future.
What is “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.
Gordon Ramsey’s signature dish.
What is Beef Wellington.
Mom’s favorite word.
What is whatever.
Ethan achieved 2nd place on the speed run leaderboard for this game.
What is pixel speedrun.
To surprise or confuse.
What is to befuddle.
Good morning. Oh and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
What is “The Truman Show”.
A Russian Porridge usually made from buckwheat.
What is Kashka.