Are You There Gods It's Me Althaea
This god is the head of the pantheon and is known for his promiscuity and throwing lightning bolts
Zeus
Lions
At a restaurant a server identifiable by his thick glasses and an indeterminate accent insists that the couple should try this particular menu item
Lobster Bisque
A billionaire invites paleontologist and a chaos theorist to his private island to observe his most recent tourist attraction. Bringing a long extinct species of songbird back from history, what could go wrong
Jurassic Lark
This person once ordered a McChicken only to receive a spicy McChicken, in a moment of exhilarating defiance and contradiction of self they ate the spicy McChicken
Megumi Jordan
This god controls the sea and is the father of the titular character of Rick Riordan's mythology based book series
Poseidon
Females of this species lack some maternal instinct and will expel their babies from their marsupial pouch to draw predators away
Quokkas
This iconic Studio C character was the subject of their most popular sketch, winning the NCAA soccer championship in penalty kicks blocked by his face
Scott Sterling
Caty Heron moves to America from Kenya and has to experience high school dynamics for the first time in her life. The first friends she makes encourages her to be a double agent in a clique of legume loving populars but she begins to fit in a little too well
Bean Girls
This person, when teaching their daughter to make bread convinced her that in order to make the dry ingredients into dough she must simply stir really fast
Matthew (dad) Jordan
This god referred to as the messenger god is known by his iconic winged shoes and his ability to travel between Olympus and the underworld
Hermes
mother's of this species have to give birth in the uncomfortable position of stranding up, this has to be done because just how big their babies are
Giraffes
This cast member portrays both Ceaser Flickerman & Peeta Mellark in the Studio C hunger games themed episode
Stephen Meek
A young boy struggling with balancing his love of music and his love for his family who hates music finds his way into the land of the dead and tracks down his ancestor. Only to realize he's straightjacketed in the Santa Cecilia insane asylum
Loco
This person their senior year of high school dropped their younger brother off at junior high every morning. In the winter it was solely the younger brother's responsibility to scrape the windshield while they had the important job of creating the playlist
Ezekiel Jordan
This greek soldier is famous for his unbelievable strength in battle and even more famous for his singular weakness caused from incomplete dipping in the river sticks
Achilles
This arctic animal is polygamous, with dominant males fathering up to 90% of generation's pups. As a result lesser males will attempt to make their noses smaller to appear female
Elephant Seals
In the My Fake Boyfriend sketch Mallory gives hazy details about her boyfriend who is batman, including saying his birthday falls in this month
Maytember
Maverick, a young up and coming pilot in the Navy must compete in a camp against the other best soldiers to see who is the best at shooting one of those fake rifles that shoots a cork tied to a string
Pop Gun
This person broke the family's first ever flat screen TV within the first month of having it by throwing a baby bottle across the room
Gideon (Sam) Jordan
In The Odyssey Odysseus gives this false name to Polyphemus so that he won't be able to accurately tell anyone who blinded him
Nobody
female of this species will form a babysitting pool to protect infants, while their mothers deep dive to hunt for food.
Sperm whales
In the Dying Friends Secrets sketch multiple items are retrieved from Matt's coffin, the third item being this award
Purple Heart
A child linguistic therapist works with a young boy who struggles with an identical ailment to a previous patient he was unable to treat, claiming to be able to speak in a participle unfathomable to ordinary people
The Sixth Tense
This person was forgotten at home on Thanksgiving and didn't notice for almost an hour because they were too engrossed in a book
River Jordan