Client Confidential
You're Honor
Helder Skelder
Odds & Ends
FINAL JEOPARDY
100
Steve's client, the Respondent in a divorce case, accused the court of favoring her husband because the caption of the case listed her name as this.
What is second?
100
This CFPG staff attorney caused Judge Martinez to become so irate that she stormed off the bench in front of a crowded courtroom.
Who is Steve Briles?
100
Myka is the only member of the Held family who has not been this.
What is arrested?
100
For 40 years, Olivia's aunt was the head writer for this daytime soap opera.
What is "The Young and the Restless?"
200
Benna's client, the Respondent in an order of protection case, was accused of abusing her son (who is allergic to cheese) for allegedly feeding him this.
What are Cheetos?
200
After a cell phone rang inside the courtroom, Judge Goldish ordered her sheriff to do this.
What is lock everyone inside the courtroom?
200
When Myka's parents met her boyfriend's parents for the first time, Myka's father bolted from the restaurant immediately after dinner, refusing to stay for dessert, for this stated reason.
What is that it was after 9:00 p.m. and he has to be in bed by 10:00?
200
You wouldn't know it to look at her, but Aziza is missing 12 of these.
What are adult teeth? (and no, she does not have dentures)
300
During Caitlin's first divorce prove-up, Judge Vega asked her client a question about this important detail that the client could not recall.
What is Caitlin's name?
300
When the adverse party in one of Robyn's cases did this in open court to emphasize how badly he wanted custody of his kids, Judge Bernstein threatened to take him into custody.
What is get down on his knees?
300
After Myka's mother had been arrested for assaulting a TSA officer, she was too afraid too call Myka's father from jail for this stated reason.
What is that it was after 10:00 p.m.?
300
While trying to save an elderly man from drowning in the Caribbean Sea, Olivia's mother contracted this ailment.
What is a flesh-eating bacteria?
400
In her Petition for an Emergency Order of Protection, Myka's client alleged that when she asked the Respondent to buy her menstrual pads, he refused and instead bought her these.
What are Light Day Pads?
400
Then Assistant Public Defender Marilee Viola had a client once yell out to the judge, "I don't want that (blank) being my lawyer!"
What is "Lizard Woman?"
400
When Myka's father was asked to leave the swimming pool at the East Bank Club by a group of elderly women in a water aerobics class, he was so angry that his workout routine was interrupted that he did this.
What is moon the women?
400
This CFPG staff member just finished reading the biography of Lil' Wayne.
Who is Grecia Villegas?
500
Prior to the advent of Legal Server, Catherine Alin stepped up on behalf of a petitioner in an OP case before Judge David Haracz and discovered that Respondent was represented by this law firm.
What is the Legal Assistance Foundation of Chicago?
500
After Judge Funderburk slept through Larry Wood's oral argument on a motion for summary judgement, waking up just long enough to say "motion denied," and after Larry demanded to know why the judge was ruling against him, Judge Funderburk said the basis of the denial was this.
What is "I think it's self-evident"?
500
After Myka's father mooned a water aerobics class at the East Bank Club, the Club responded by doing this.
What is revoke his membership?
500
At a recent CFPG happy hour, Naeem was shouted down by every member of the group when he asked if he could say this.
What is "something really sexist"?
500
While driving to Dairy Queen with his family, Myka's father was pulled over by police, confirmed that the officer was not arresting him, then ran down the expressway and was tased. He insists that he ran away from the police for this stated reason.
What is to get ice cream?
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