you are the father
This movie villain revealed one of cinema’s most famous paternity secrets.
Darth Vader
This category is inspired by this famous tv host
Maury Povich
Dad (sal) is known for his skills on this instrument
Piano
This founding father appears on the one dollar bill
George washington
What do you call fake spaghetti?
IMPASTA
This actor/comedian was involved in a very public paternity dispute with a former Spice Girl that dominated entertainment headlines in the early 2000s
Eddie Murphy
This modern tech company didn’t invent the smartphone first, even though it revolutionized it with its own design and ecosystem later
Apple
This is dads (Mike’s) favorite band
Fleetwood Mac
This invention is often credited with “founding” modern communication culture by making instant voice transmission possible over long distances.
Telephone
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
This animal is unique because the male carries the babies and gives birth to them
Seahorses
This legal term refers to the identification of a child’s biological father.
Paternity
The Notorious B.I.G. asks listeners to call him this in the title of a 1994 rap classic
Big poppa
This Founding Father helped draft the Declaration of Independence and later became the third U.S. President.
Thomas jefferson
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own
It’s two tired!
This scientist is often called the “Father of Physics,”
Isaac Newton
In 2018, this rapper’s paternity was publicly revealed in a diss-track era that became one of hip-hop’s most famous reveal moments.
Drake
Sir Mix A Lot
This entrepreneur is one of the key founders of OpenAI, which helped trigger the modern generative AI boom and rapidly changed how people write, code, and search online in the mid-2020s.
Sam Altman
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What’s the dads name in finding Nemo?
Marlin
This singer’s surprise pregnancy announcement led to social media jokes that the Super Bowl halftime show had “plot twists in real time.”
Rihanna
This genre is often what people mean when they say “dad music,” featuring bands like Journey and Foreigner.
classic rock
This country is often credited with originating croissants, despite their buttery fame in many other places.
Austria
Finish the dad joke: I used to be addicted to soap…
I’m clean now!