Dad Jokes
What do you call a detective alligator?
AN INVESTIGATOR AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
The number 1 rule on thermostat
What is "Never touch the thermostat"?
Bryan's go to Karaoke song
What is I Want It That Way?
The things normally thrown into the air during graduation
What are graduation caps?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
"It was tired of being kicked around!" AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHH
Something dads always lose/ask to fetch.
What is "Keys, wallet, phone"?
Preferred cooked level of steak.
What is rare/medium rare?
What do you call a flying nun?
"Nun of the above!" AH AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
Bryan's preferred drink
What is diet cola?
What days are the strongest?
"Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays!" AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHHH
Bryan's favorite Disney character
What is Donald Duck?
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
"It goes back four seconds!" AH AH AH AH AHHHHH
Occupation Bryan would be if he didn't become an engineer
What is a priest?