Things I should not be doing in seminary
Something you should do throughout the night.
What is sleeping?
Something you do when someone else is talking.
What is listen?
Something you use that helps Zoom work better.
What is the Zoom app?
These small, colorful, circular plastic bricks produced by a Danish company grew immensely popular in the 90s with theme sets like Space and Pirates.
What are Legos?
He built a massive wooden ark to save his family and pairs of every animal from a great worldwide flood.
Who is Noah?
This is something you should do before a test.
What is studying?
Something you do when a question is asked.
What is respond or answer?
What you can do to ask a questions anonymously.
What is use the Q&A?
Snacking became miniature with these tiny, bear-shaped graham crackers that came packed in individual pouches
What are Teddy Grahams?
This leader famously parted the Red Sea and received the Ten Commandments on Mount Sinai.
Who is Moses?
This is something you do with your phone when you are bored but shouldn't be doing it during seminary.
What is scrolling your phone?
Something you do when asked to read a scripture.
What is read the scripture?
How you "react" to something
What is click an emoji?
Made famous by Seattle grunge bands, this pattern of button-down shirt was often worn oversized or tied around the waist.
What is plaid (or flannel)?
This young shepherd boy defeated the giant Philistine warrior Goliath with just a sling and a stone with God's help but then fell into serious sin later in his life.
Who is David?
Something you do when someone texts you.
What is answering a text?
Something you should do when someone is sharing their screen.
What is look at the screen?
The steps are: click on the chat button, type and submit.
What is how to answer or participate in the chat?
This revolutionary portable physical media format, introduced by Sony and Philips in 1995, quickly began replacing VHS tapes.
What is a DVD?
She hid her Jewish identity and become the Queen of this massive ancient empire.
Who is Esther?
This is something you do when you haven't finished an assignment for school.
What is homework?
Something you should do during the day (as opposed to what you do at night, hopefully!?)
What is stay awake?
Something you do to share your screen.
What is share screen?
People wore these small, hip-mounted wireless telecommunications devices to receive numeric codes or phone numbers to call back..
What is a pager (or beeper)?
She famously told Naomi her mother-in-law: "Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God..." this.
Who is Ruth?