This WSU kicker sucks... he just sucks
Jack Stevens
The Cougs just won last night. What was the theme night of the game?
Greek Night
The Seattle Mariners are going to miss the playoffs this year... why?
They suck...
Eliana Ti'a is out for the season with a knee-injury. Is the year over?
Yes... yes it is
Tony Freeman suffered what kind of injury in the first game of the season?
ACL
This budget university beat the Cougs 3-0 to start the season.
Idaho
This NFL quarterback is expected to miss week two after putting up an Aaron Rogers-esque performance against the Patriots last week.
Sam Darnold
After Ti'a's injury, volleyball SID Riley Bajer was swamped with texts from which Evergreen reporter?
Conner Orr
The Daily Evergreen broke what story about the Cougs' home opener against Duquesne?
Free tickets for students
The Cougs play their first Pac-12 game next week. Who do they play?
Bo Nix was exposed as a fraud by what returning dynasty?
The Cougs play Long Beach state today and tomorrow. What is their mascot?
Beach
The Cougs just played KSU. What city are they located in?
Manhattan (no, not New York)
In nine games played, what is WSU's non-conference record?
3-3-3
Again, the Mariners are absolutely imploding after being just one game away from a World Series last year, fundamentally ruining the final season of what famous broadcaster?
Rick Rizz
Lipscomb beat the Cougs last week, completing this "rare" feat on them... (I say rare, mainly just embarrassing for WSU)
A reverse-sweep
Who is the top team in the Pac-12 football standings at the moment?
Colorado State
This pair of Cougs currently leads the team for points with 5 apiece.
Delaney Hawkins and Lexi Lee
After the Mariners miss the playoffs, Dan Wilson will probably say this...
"Another tough one tonight"
Who are the top three teams in the Pac-12 at the moment?
1. CSU
2. SDSU
3. WSU