Swan Song
Gertrud (1964)
Carl Theodor Dreyer
A school teacher gets so high that he starts taking parental advice from the Old Testament
Bigger than Life (1956)
A father and his young son ride a merry go round while a sniper takes aim at them
Face/Off (1997)
Cluny Brown
Sabrina
Broken Lullaby
Sabrina (Billy Wilder)
"Found the other half"
8½ (1963)
No Home Movie (2015)
Chantal Akerman
An obese restaurant worker gets magically chosen by five trained professionals to stop a snow leopard from reading a book because a dying master made a clerical error
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
An unveiling of a Monument donated to the city
City Lights (1931)
The Story of Adele H.
The Marquise of O
The Bakery Girl of Monceau
"Fair enough his wife left him, his daughter died, he lost his job and he spent 3 years in prison. But not only did he decide to kill multiple people in numerous occasions, but he also gained enjoyment out of it."
Identification of a Woman (1982)
Michelangelo Antonuoni
Two abstrology obsessed girls experience a DMT trip off edibles
Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974)
A group of tourists run back and forth between platforms confused as to which one has their train
Monsieur Hulot's Holiday (1953)
Susana
Wuthering Heights
The Very Eye of Night
The Very Eye of Night (Maya Deren)
"Accurate representation of adult friends trying to make plans to meet though."
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (1972)
Around a Small Mountain (2009)
Jacques Rivette
Three lonely strangers accidentally invent the world's saddest roommate arrangement
Vive L'amour (1994)
A Parisian lady dumps her husband to become an actress in a cafe
Vivre sa Vie (1961)
Needing You...
Rhapsody in August
One Wonderful Sunday
Needing You... (Johnnie To)
"And who did they get to edit this thing. I stopped counting after 10 car rides and walks between locations. No new information, nothing happens, simply getting characters from point A to B. Rendering this one of the worst gangster, action offerings since the birth of the R rating."
Sonatine (1993)
Coupling (1999)
Stan Brakhage
A soldier's main chick accidentally befriends his side chick, after him flirting causes a geopolitical crisis
The Smiling Lieutenant (1931)
In 17th century France, a carriage arrives bringing a father and his son
Blaise Pascal (1972)
Joy of Learning
Three Seats for the 26th
Wind From the East
Three Seats for the 26th (Jacques Demy)
"The car's tires make a rubber-on-pavement sound, although they're driving on grass"
Hatari (1962)