Stupid Riddles
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Baaaahamas.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
What does “No cap” mean?
No lie, I’m telling the truth
What is a frog's favorite year?
Leap year.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
What does “Touch grass” mean?
Go outside and stop spending so much time online
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What does "cooked" mean?
“Cooked”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What is Aura?
Your cool factor or reputation